Lady of Lorien
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...WAIT! What has gotten into me!" She went back to singing an elven song, all the while moving deftly through Moria, while evil things scattered on every side, and...
Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)
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The banana laughed the whole time. Seeing as bananas don't have ears he was immune to the horrible singing.
Galadriel was probably miffed by now so he turned himself into a gigantic pumpkin and rolled over her n' everyone else...AND RIGHT OUT OF MORIA!! He barreled down the steep slope...AND WAS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR LORIEN!! Of course the Balrog had to get revenge on Galadriel so's he was headed for Lorien as well...The pumpkin ran him over with a "BLAAAATT!!" and continued rolling towards the trees...
Haldir looked out from the top of a tree. "GOOD GRAVY!!" He shouted...
Galadriel was probably miffed by now so he turned himself into a gigantic pumpkin and rolled over her n' everyone else...AND RIGHT OUT OF MORIA!! He barreled down the steep slope...AND WAS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR LORIEN!! Of course the Balrog had to get revenge on Galadriel so's he was headed for Lorien as well...The pumpkin ran him over with a "BLAAAATT!!" and continued rolling towards the trees...Haldir looked out from the top of a tree. "GOOD GRAVY!!" He shouted...
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...in the most girlish voice he could pull off. He quickly grabbed his purse and re-applied his lip gloss and added another stick of gum to the gigantic wad forming in his mouth...
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As the pumpkin crashed through the trees!!
The elves screamed and ran as he rolled through...
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As the pumpkin crashed through the trees!!
...brambles and bushes until a Giant picked him up and hugged him and named him George....
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...but then SLP landed on top of GKoN who was squished by a motor vehicle...
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But then the chimps came and abducted SLP!!
They took her to their secret fortress where they fed her sugary stuff till she was hopped up n' bouncy...
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But then the chimps came and abducted SLP!!
*Curls hair and sips coffee*
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The knight,however, unflattened himself and rolled right over their fortress-which was no longer secret.
He BARELY missed SLP for some strange reason and ran over a gaggle of dwarves...
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...whom were perming their beards and were very angry because...
Lady of Lorien
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to poor Galadriel while she was offline. Soon, though, she picked herself up. She threw a well-aimed stone at the pumpkin-GKoN, bursting a hole in his side so that all his insides leaked out, and then went to Lothlorien, where she warned all the elves...
Soon, though, she picked herself up. She threw a well-aimed stone at the pumpkin-GKoN, bursting a hole in his side so that all his insides leaked out, and then went to Lothlorien, where she warned all the elves...
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...the monkeys of the night who, just so happen to...
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...to pay their respects at the funeral of Dernhelm...
Lady of Lorien
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(although she planned a Tom Sawyer escapede), and who was really
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Attempting to bake pumpkin pie...The knight,however, protested and turned himself into a gigantic teddybear WITH MITHRIL ARMOR AND A BIG FAT MALLET!! He chased Derny round n' round swinging until "BONK!!!"
The funeral was held later that day...
He chased Derny round n' round swinging until "BONK!!!"The funeral was held later that day...