Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

though without any body, since there was no dead person to hold the funeral for. They just felt like having a funeral for the fun of it, and...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

the giant stepped on the coffin no one was in...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Meanwhile Dernyhelm had an enormous lump on her head from bein' bonked by the mithril-armored teddybear. She sat on the ground cross-eyed. This made the teddy laugh so hard...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

... that cheese whiz tears fell from his beaty little teady bear eyes. Yet, it was too late...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

for Dernhelm dispised cheesewhizz(Or does she?). Either way she grabbed a giant cracker and waylaid the poor teddy with it!

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

The teady bear tried and tried but he was pile drived between two ritz crackers... like on the old comercials.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

All the while he was still laughing at Dernhelm...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

He got an idea... he started eating through the crackers...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

And ACCIDENTALLY ATE DERNY TOO!! Everyone gasped...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

The funeral finally was truly a funeral... as SOME mourned the loss of Derny. When all of a sudden...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

THE DUFFERS CAME IN AND STARTED TO ATTACK THE TEDDY!! He just looked at them and ate 'em...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

"AHHHHHH!" Saralina yelled, as she was being chased by the cheese whiz crying, people eating, mithral coated teady bear...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Who decided to eat Lothlorien instead!! He started with Galadriel...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

and moved on to... GoKN!!! (MUHAHAH)

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

(it IS me )

He then ate Celeborn, and Legolas, and Frodo...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

"OH NO!!!" everyone screamed as Legolas went down the throat...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

...but Galadrieml got a brilliant idea. From the inside of the Teddy bear, she started to slice her way out with her knife. Suddenly, the teddy bear split open, and all of its victims tumbled out...

 

[Dernhelm]

To their very great relief!

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

It was the first time since...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The last blue moon that anyone had defeated the teddy bear. This, of course...