Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[xXx Carmen xXx]

a phenomenon. The teady bear was so depressed that it sang.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

'happy birthday' over and over again, meanwhile...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

Saralina ran around yelling comands at invisable people.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Until, of course, she tripped in a gopher hole and fell unconscious. This so amused the assembled company that...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

milk squirted through their noses.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

However, this stared a chain reaction, causing suisse mocha to flood the area in a chocolatey tide. This so upset the teddy bear that he...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

started dancing and melted into a puddle of cookies...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Then he stitched himself up and drank a bottle of rootbeer. His tummy began to rumble...A loud "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!" echoed through Lorien...Galadriel,Dernhelm n' Legolas' hair were all frizzled...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

,but they kidnapped Teddy Roosevelt...I mean Teddy BEAR...and locked him in a dungeon under Mirkwood. The Teddy wept mournfully, and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Then he stitched himself up and drank a bottle of rootbeer. His tummy began to rumble...A loud "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPP!!" echoed through Lorien...Galadriel,Dernhelm n' Legolas' hair were all frizzled...

because, of course, there was still a hairdryer in the teddybear's stomach, and a blast of hot air from it was released with this belch. At this point...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

there was monkeys flying around their heads quoting the wizard of oz.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

, but the Teddy bear was VERY annoyed...since he could not 'follow the yellow brick road' from his dungeon under Mirkwood!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

This was because every time he tried to escape, the elves caught him, and since he had no magic ring, he couldn't escape on barrels.

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

Because the elves of mirkwood didn't believe in gold in their prisons...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Teddy was forced to submerge his miserly tendencies in goodwill to all, until one day...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Bilbo Baggins came along and stuffed him into a barrel. However, Bilbo had gotten tied up with the elves, so there was no one there to open the barrel. When someone finally did open the barrel, it was only a dumb factory worker whose job was to fill the barrels with buter, which he did, and the teddy bear had to breathe through a straw until...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

he floated into a tropical country, and all the butter began to melt...making Friend Teddy Bear rather soggy, to say the least...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

As well as greasy. However, he didn't starve, since butter IS edible, as we all know...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

especially those of us who have seen small children eat the stuff straight... . Anyways, GKoN now found himself floating through a tropical country in a greasy barrel...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The teddybear grew rather plump on his barrel-ride. He emerged from the barrel on a tropic shore. Everone stared. "Where am I?" the plump teddy asked. The natives screamed and panic broke out...