Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

SO THE TEDDY FIRED THE BIG GUNS N' MISSILES AT ENGLAND!! And thusly started a new war between them...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

although the Prime Minister was still abed, and was unsure what was happening...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

although the Prime Minister was still abed, and was unsure what was happening...

So the Teddy swam across the English Channel and late in the night he up n' ate the vice-prime minister!! The people were horrified as they thought his own teddy had eaten him. This lead to a great disposal of teddies...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

who were mass-massacred, being burned, hung, drowned, and fed to pet dogs by the thousand, much to our OWN teddy's consternation,

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

So he joined Germany and stuck his teddybear tongue out at England from across the channel...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

and the Germans promptly dumped large quantities of Eau de Cologne on his tongue,

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"GWAAAAAGHHH!" the Teddy shouted, running around in circles... The British just laughed as...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

the Teddy violently somersaulted and leapt his way through the Rhine, France, Belgium, and somehow ended up in Italy, where....

(OOC - You do realize this is YOU, right? )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

the Teddy violently somersaulted and leapt his way through the Rhine, France, Belgium, and somehow ended up in Italy, where....

(OOC - You do realize this is YOU, right? )

He ate some nice italian food. His nose still burned from the cologne, and he vowed he'd get rid of that stuff if he had to eat all of Germany to do it!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Unfortunatley, the cologne (both the city AND the perfume) made his stomach hurt so badly that suddenly he turned back into a person - this because his stomach medicine was laced with eggnog - and...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

HE WANTED TO BE A TEDDY AGAIN!! So he pricked himself with an eggnog arrow and...TURNED INTO A DRAGON!! "Ooohhh..." He said, quite pleased. Off he went to eat Germany...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

but Eustace...I mean GKoN...I mean the dragon...tripped over a flask of eggnog on his way, because he was too clumsy in his new form, and turned into...A DRAGONFlY!!! He accidently fluttered into a flask of Eau de Cologne, where he...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

TURNED INTO A MONGOOSE!! The cologne contained eggnog as it's primary ingredient...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(which was why it stank so much), and the mongoose-man soon fell into a hefalump trap, although being a mongoose, he had trouble fitting, and was soon tightly wedged...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Til he realized it was made of gingerbread. He soon ate his way out and...FOUND A GALADRIEL WIG!! He bought for fifty bucks, and soon ran across the countryside disguised as the queen of Lothlorien...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But the true Galadriel, being annoyed, did some research and discovered that he had used someone else's credit card to buy said wig on Ebay! She prosecuted immediately, and the mongoose hung it's pitiful head in shame...

(I have to go soon...)

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

and swiped Galadriel's credit card when she wasn't looking. He ran off laughing a mongoose laugh, and soon he came to Germany's border, where he was gladly welcomed, for he still wore the Galadriel wig

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Galadriel ran after him in anger and tore the wig from his ugly, bald head. The it was the mongoose's turn to be horrified, for underneath the wig, he had....NOTHING! (and that includes a brain... )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The Germans gasped! "Is that Lord Elrond?" They all wondered. The weasel soon pulled out Hadhafang and shouted "YES! GET THAT IMPOSTER!" Soon Galadriel was put in jail...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

temporarily, as a protection against the crazy mongoose (although she was treated as a queen deserves, and assured that as soon as said monstrosity had been captured, she would be at her liberty)...