yet they perpetually lamented the lack of wind in the fields - for they could not fly a single kite - the Duffers laughed at this colony uproariously, and...
were far better and fatter than those on the moon, and they could live off of pure sunlight. Therefore, the Marshian Duffer Colony flourished far beyond the moon colony. Until one day, a troop of small, sticky-looking green creatures with eyes sprouting all over the place appeared,
and demanded that all the cows were to be given to them. The Duffers promptly refused and raised and army of 400,000 men for they had lived on Mars for quite a while. The little troop of aliens gave one look at them before they fled into a full route. The Duffers, knowing that they were not alone on this planet immediantly build a huge wall which they called Poerquen.
could be seen whispering outside the walls to each other, and finally appeared one day, trooping up and down in front of Poerquen, with strange looking...
The Marshians had a method to their madness, though... As soon as the Duffers felt that they were ready to be allies with the Marshians, the Marshians pulled out their trusty death ray blasters...they had bought them from Calvin (e Calvin and Hobbes) and...
(It's actually 'Martians'... no offense to anyone, of course.)
When the aliens finally stopped blowing their trumpets and the candy rain ceased, the Duffers were extremely happy for a while. Then they realized that the Martians were cutting them off from their food source and the only way they could live was by eating the candy. They therefore proptly opened the gates and a sortie commenced. Before long...
They had gathered enough candy to last them at least a fortnight. But one Duffer (who pefered to remain anonymous) found a rock on the ground. This is a very special rock which turned into...
Throwing stones at each other. The knight, meanwhile, back on earth...
"It's in here somewhere..." He said, still rummaging through a case of eggnog. Poor Aragorn had been turned into a pitbull, and a rather homely one at that. The Aragorn-pitbull got frumpy and waddled off, whilst the duffers continued to pelt each other with soup stones...
finally, one particularly brilliant duffer remembered that they could make soup with the stones - a fact which would help their famine - but unfortunately, he was quickly...