How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

Lady Callandra said:
585. mess up his brain with messed up numbers and hidden messages.
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:eek: that's what you did to me once! you were trying to kill me!!! *sobs*

586. make him go through the whole thread to look for a mess-up in the post count.

587. arrange a lightsaber fight between sir godfrey and him.

588. take him to an airport and leave him with your other luggage.
 
592. Put this thread in the Cair Paravel Library, and everyone will forget that Fred the Box ever existed. He'll die of loneliness, poor guy. :(
 
601. Make him read all the addictions again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again...

Yeah, I think that would be enough to kill him.
 
602. put him in the microwave along with a mug of coffee. then turn the microwave upside down and start it. while it's heating the coffee & the box, sing "yesterday" by the beatles.
 
604. Put him in a bag of popcorn, pop the pop corn, and serve it at our family movie night. Oh, and let my brother hold the bowl.
 
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