How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Miss Freckles]

did you think I wouldn't see this???? HMMM????????.....although you're probably right....no one knows what the culinary kids do anyway.....baking students don't dare enter the dark areas.....-.-....

565. make him a container for cheese whiz and puppies.

yes, i thought you would see it, that's why i put (jk!) behind it, meaning (just kidding!)

566 send him to amy's baking school

 

[Olórin the Wise]

567: Make him eat what comes out of LC's baking school...

 

[Lady Callandra]

yes, i thought you would see it, that's why i put (jk!) behind it, meaning (just kidding!)

566 send him to amy's baking school

EDIT: olyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhaha...that's just....mean, cruel and hillarious

568. send him to freaks' house.

 

[Miss Freckles]

569 since we're already insulting each other (*look of death at lamyc*): send him to look for the needle in oly's beard

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That's not hard to find, considering how nice I keep my beard...

570: Make him drive with MF while she's in a crazy mood...

 

[Miss Freckles]

i don't drive. but make him spend time with me while i'm in a crazy mood anyway.

571 tell him to write a 15 page essay analyzing lamyc's personality (okay, maybe after 15 pages he will just cry... make that 50 pages)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That would kill anybody.

572: Tell him that HB no longer loves him...

 

[Miss Freckles]

(ouch, that even hurt me.)

573 start a frednites movement.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

574 give him to our cats.

 

[Lady Callandra]

i don't drive. but make him spend time with me while i'm in a crazy mood anyway.

571 tell him to write a 15 page essay analyzing lamyc's personality (okay, maybe after 15 pages he will just cry... make that 50 pages)

That would kill anybody.

572: Tell him that HB no longer loves him...

EGADS! MY PERSONALITY ISN'T THAT BAD!!!!! goodness me. >.<.....


575. make him do an analisys of what oly's beard is made of.

 

[Lucy but Taller]

576.tell him he's a fish

 

[The Confessor]

577. Turn him into a ROUND box, and put a lovely ladies' hat beside him.

 

[Miss Freckles]

578. ignore his thread, thus making him feel small and unimportant and forgotten.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

579. Convince him that he is a strawberry gone bad.

 

[Lady Callandra]

580. Force feed him buttermilk.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

581, paint him invisible and then ignite him

 

[Lucy but Taller]

582,dump grilled cheese inside him.

 

[Lady Callandra]

583. make him listen to Hannah Montana.

 

[Lucy but Taller]

that's torture!!!!!!Way too harsh.

583.tickle him to death.

 

[Lady Callandra]

585. mess up his brain with messed up numbers and hidden messages.