How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Miss Freckles]

546. introduce him to juliet scissors and let their hostile families do the rest...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

547. Scribble on him with the ETPOD (English Teacher's Pen of DOOM)

 

[Miss Freckles]

548. make him drink coffee so he can't sleep for days and days and days...

 

[theorangejello]

549: Tell a gang he reported them to the police..
See what happens

 

[Olórin the Wise]

550. Give him to them...

 

[Miss Freckles]

551. Give all the other boxes pretty ribbons and toy swords and stuff.

 

[theorangejello]

552:Tell him the other boxes hate his 'guts'.

 

[Miss Freckles]

553. put him in a movie theater, disguised as a popcorn bag,

 

[Olórin the Wise]

554. Use him to wrap a little kid's Christmas present.

 

[Miss Freckles]

555. dunk him in your coffee.

 

[lieke]

556 Use him to send a message to your fish friend who's living on the bottem of the ocean

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

557, stick him my porch and let the kittens (and the elements) destroy him.

 

[Miss Freckles]

558 make him read the whole dead rain / black cloak thread three times

 

[Lucy but Taller]

559.tell him bad jokes so he will explode of anger.......

 

[Miss Freckles]

560 drop a copy of harry potter on him every time someone messes up the post count.

 

[Lucy but Taller]

sorry!

561.Eat him.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

sorry!

561.Eat him.

hmm....

562 make him read this thread 5 times.

 

[Lucy but Taller]

563. Say Fred 1,0000 times.

 

[Miss Freckles]

564 send him to amy's cooking school (jk!)

 

[Lady Callandra]

564 send him to amy's cooking school (jk!)

did you think I wouldn't see this???? HMMM????????.....although you're probably right....no one knows what the culinary kids do anyway.....baking students don't dare enter the dark areas.....-.-....

565. make him a container for cheese whiz and puppies.