How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Viva_La_Vida]

348. Give him to Jack Bauer as a thing to experiment on

 

[Miss Freckles]

349. throw him out of the window on the highway.

 

[EveningStar]

350. Tell the termites that cardboard is a low-calorie wood product.

351. Use a flame thrower. He's flammable.

 

[theorangejello]

352: Take him to india in the monsoon season and leave him in the middle of a bombay road.

 

[EveningStar]

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500. Use advanced technology.

 

[Miss Freckles]

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500. Use advanced technology.

yeah. that's all i can say to the above.

501. wait a few years for technology to catch up with your idea and then kill him with your thoughts alone.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

502. Give him to your little sisters to play with.............

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

503. Feed him to ducks in the pond.

504. leave him in the rain.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

505. fill him with sharp stuff and let a truck roll over him. Destruction of truck and box!

 

[Lady Callandra]

505. bake it and put it in a stew for rats
506. dip it in burning acid
507. make it into cheese its
508. set off fireworks in it

 

[theorangejello]

509: let a dog live in him

 

[Miss Freckles]

510. make a paper plane out of him.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

511. Throw him off a cliff, or make him walk off, whichever you prefer.
512. Make him walk the plank off a pirate ship into the pool.

 

[theorangejello]

513 - put an elephant on top of him.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

514. Make him into a picture collage....

 

[theorangejello]

514. Give him to GG to eat *dont know if this has been done*

515: Push him out of a window for having an affair with your wife

 

[Lady of Narnia]

517. Put him in front of a speeding snail.

 

[Miss Freckles]

518. put him in a time machine and push him off over paris 1796.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

519. feed him lots of Green Eggs and Ham.

 

[EveningStar]

520. Read him a Lord of the Rings X High School Musical crossover fanfic.