How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Eärendil the Mariner]

301

Take him to the sea and feed him to the sharks...

lol


302

Sacrifice him to the Great Pineapple in the Sky...

 

[Miss Freckles]

303. make him watch pokemon all day.

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

304

Put him in a airplane, Have the airplane drop him into a War-torn area-Without a parachute!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

305. Leave him out in the rain. Have you ever seen what happens to a cardboard box when you do that?

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

306. Give him to the seniors........

 

[Miss Freckles]

307. read vogon poetryto him.

 

[Silmarien]

307. read vogon poetryto him.

Lol! That would kill anyone.

308. Introduce him to the killer rabbit.

 

[Miss Freckles]

309. make him eat mushrooms. and funny weed that makes happy.

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

310:
feed him a bag full of rice, make him drink water, & watch the show

 

[NarniaFan95]

311. Fill him with bricks and toss him in a pool.

 

[Miss Freckles]

312. give him a loaded gun.

 

[Silmarien]

313. Use him for a sled.

 

[Miss Freckles]

314. make the box a meeting place for the annual elephant convention.

 

[lieke]

315. Put him in Oceanic Flight 815

 

[~Lava~]

316. Give him to my dogs.

317. Use him as a float to clean out my pool.

 

[Miss Freckles]

318. let twoflower insure him against fire...

319. give him to a year 4 class...

 

[Nightfire]

320. let herbie eat him

 

[Miss Freckles]

321. mention his address to a gang of hungry vampires

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

322: Cut him up into microscopic pieces then mix him all into HB's food!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

323: Test out my new disintegrator beam on him.