How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[christianrocker505]

Push him over so he cant get back up again and dies lieing with his face in the ground

 

[KomaRisto]

Donate him to the Mythbusters
OR, OR, OR,
give him to a little sybling.
KR

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

feed him to a GIANT MONKEY!

 

[christianrocker505]

feed him to a GIANT MONKEY!

thats probably the best!

cover him with frosting and use him as a birthday cake.YUM!Cardboardy!

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

hmmmm, I say we cut him up, soak the pieces in water, and create a Paper mache (sp?) Trash Can!!!

 

[Miss Freckles]

*applauds all these splendid ideas*

feed him chocolate until he's addicted. then not feed him chocolate and let him commit suicide from depression.


or...



push him off a cliff (somebody probably already suggested that)

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

*applauds all these splendid ideas*

Thank You!!! Thank You!!


leave a 2 year old in the same room with him, close the door & return in 30 minutes

 

[Miss Freckles]

tell sherlock holmes you found a piece of cardboard next to the dead body...

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

Leave him out in the rain......

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*counts*

291. Drop rocks on him from above.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

292 tear him up and stick him in a stew

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

293


Cut him in pieces, Rub the pieces in the dirt, Throw him in the river!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

294, let Kevin's dead balrog and abby play house in him

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

294, let Kevin's dead balrog and abby play house in him

lol!

295, Feed him to a Doberman Pincher!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

296 put a pregnant dog in him

 

[Miss Freckles]

297. pour concrete over him and dump him in the river.

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

298, fold him into a boat & float him up the river

 

[Miss Freckles]

299. make the river chase him.

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

300! YAY! 300!

Throw him off a cliff, Dunk him in water, then cut him up, then feed him to The Purple Elephant!

 

[Silmarien]

301

Take him to the sea and feed him to the sharks...