How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

450. Throw him off a cliff, and throw a cactus after him, and then a whale, the summon a blackhole etc. I suppose we've done that before, but no harm in doing it again. Unless you consider the harm to Fred, the cactus and the whale, and possibly the blackhole, which we don't.
 
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468. Freeze him.

469. Preheat oven to 375°. Defrost Box, cut into 1-inch squares. Layer in bottom of 13x9-inch pan. Pour in hydrochloric acid, then add another layer of squares. Top with cheese whiz. Bake for 45 minutes or until brown. Season to taste.


Wild Rose said:
464. Put him in a meat grinder
465. Let him listen to 6th grade flute and clarinet players
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Aieee! A fate worse than death!
 
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