How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

503. dress him up as a cylon fighter ship and put him by the Galactica.

 

[Miss Freckles]

504. cut him out in little stars and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun.

 

[Glenburne]

505. Force him to take a calculus class.
506. Drop him in a tar pit with all the martyr dinosaurs.

 

[SingingDryad~]

507.Throw him to my class,and say it was Fred who caused the math teacher to give too much homework.

 

[Glenburne]

508. Let the White Witch turn Fred into stone and drop him off a cliff, shattering him into a million fragments. (Stone boxes/pet houses do not bounce.)

 

[Peepiceek]

509. Get him to try to visualise all the things that Cliff the amazing cliff can do.

 

[SingingDryad~]

510.Rub him in RiverClan smell,then hand Fred to an angry Tigerclaw.

 

[RoundtheMemoryTree]

(why do we have 515 posts but only 510 ways to kill waldo?)

Waldo? I thought it was Fred?

513. Dress Fred in red and push him into a bullpen.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

510.Rub him in RiverClan smell,then hand Fred to an angry Tigerclaw.

hahahahaha! or Thunderclan scent....

514. dress him up as Edward Cullen and give him to me, Dusty, SD, and Dusty's sister.
515. Lock him in the milkhouse when all the girls(cats) are in heat.

 

[Glenburne]

516. Drop my government and computer books on top of his head.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

516. Drop my government and computer books on top of his head.

517. drop my dad's textbooks on his head.

 

[Glenburne]

517. drop my dad's textbooks on his head.

518. Drop your dad on Fred's head.

 

[CaspianGirl]

519. Throw him in the river(which is literally a lake outside my house right now. I hate flooding. >_>)

 

[SingingDryad~]

520.Throw him into Mount Toba's crater.

 

[Lossëndil]

521。 Cut him into little pieces, add a little coloring so they're brown, and add them to your cookie dough. Offer cookies to all choclate chip cookie fans.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

522. Give him to our bengal cats.
523. set him on our road before the garbage truck goes past.
524. dress him up as Jack Sparrow and give him to Davy Jones.

 

[Glenburne]

525. Recycle Fred.

 

[office]

526: Tell Fred it's not you, it's me.

 

[Glenburne]

527. Give Fred to the Calormene king to use as a footstool. He'll be crushed within the week.

 

[Glenburne]

528. Poke Fred full of holes with a pencil.
529. Leave Fred's thread alone forever so he will die of isolation (nah!).