How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Lioness_Aslan]

52. Stare at it 0_0

 

[Olórin the Wise]

53: Tell him that acid is really tasty to drink with breakfast.

(I HAVE POST #42!! Does that mean I'm the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

 

[Dernhelm]

One word. "No"


54. Give BC her knife...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

55. Tell him to steal Dern's harp.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

56: Tell him to tell RF she's not evil.

 

[Jack of Blades]

56: Tell him to tell RF she's not evil.

57. Write something on the box, misspell it, then put it in the same room as Lauren.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

58. Tell him to tell Lauren he's a girl...

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

58. Tell him to tell Lauren he's a girl...

(*giggle*)

59. Tell him that HB doesn't love him anymore...

60. Let your cat use him as a litter box

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

61. Tell him eating pop rocks and coke is a new recycling treatment.

62. Send him on an ocean cruise...with him as the ship.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

63. Tell him that the recycling company has gone out of business and watch him die from despair.

64. Tell him that the secret to better recycling is to douse yourself with gasoline and strike a match.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

65. Put him in a dress

66. Tell him that he was made of cardboard...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

67. Give him two ends of a wire connected to a 600V outlet to hold, then turn on the outlet.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

68. Send him to an origomi class

 

[Timberwolf]

69. squash him in a closed laptop.

 

[narniaguardian]

70. put five lb. of tnt in him and spray him with gasoline and blow him up

 

[Dernhelm]

71. Lock him and BC in a room...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

72. Let him meet his fan girls...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

73: Dress him up as Skandar and send him to the Skandarnites thread.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

74. Disguise him as Olorin and let him look in the mirror...end of story... j/k

 

[Olórin the Wise]

HEY!!

75: Disguise him as SAURON and let him look in a mirror... 'nuff said...