How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Lady of Lorien]

76. Introduce him to my little siblings.
Here, I believe Olorin and I may actually agree!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*nods vigorously* Definitely.

77: Make him babysit our next-door neighbor's baby boy... *evil laugh*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Wait, there's more than two in your family?

78. Tell him that he's really a bunny rabbit

 

[Silvanus]

79. Show him a picture of Olorin wearing a speedo.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Levi, you're GROSS!

80. Make him live with Levi

 

[Silvanus]

Levi, you're GROSS!

80. Make him live with Levi

0_o Your reaction leaves me pondering whether you know what a speedo is...

81. Make it live with Lari.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

0_o Your reaction leaves me pondering whether you know what a speedo is...

81. Make it live with Lari.

I'm not that bad... Besides the fact I am EXTREMELY overweight!

82. Send him to a campfire get-together.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Wait, there's more than two in your family?

*sigh* Yes, Slp, there's lots more...

83. Show him how to toast marshmallows on a stick.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*sigh* Yes, Slp, there's lots more...

83. Show him how to toast marshmallows on a stick.

How many!?

84. Stab him with those really sharp knives

 

[Olórin the Wise]

4. Besides LoL and me.

85. Tell my little sisters he's their new doll.

 

[Rhyanidd]

Wow! I was right...I knew there was more than two of you...and I was right about how many more...*stops*Not that I dwell on it or anything...

86. Put him in the mafia thread with a sign that says 'Not mafia'...He'll be hung in no time.

87. Put him in the mafia thread with a sign that says 'Fish and Twilight Fan'...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

OOHOOHOOH!!!

*Sets Fred the box ablaze* "FWOOOSSSHHH!!"

*Kills Fred the Box w/ RF's hairclip*

*Decapitates Fred the Box w/ RF*

*Malignes Fred the Box with a BOX CUTTER!!* BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Y'forgot to number them, GKoN...

92. Give GKoN's box cutter to BC...

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

93. Just give him to GKoN and BC

 

[Olórin the Wise]

94. Give him a power saw without showing him how to use it.

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

95. Give him a stamp and take him to the post office

 

[Protagonist]

96. Throw him on the ground. He'll die easily.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

97. Introduce him to a paper shredder.

(YES, Slp, there are 6 of us total! Go us! )

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

97. Introduce him to a paper shredder.

(YES, Slp, there are 6 of us total! Go us! )

(I'm sorry LoL *hugs*)

98. Tell him to spam ES's PM box.

 

[EveningStar]

99. Get him to bet on a sporting event. That will end Fred's boxing career.

100. Send him packing to Liverpool till Boxing Day.

101. Get everyone thinking outside the box.