How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Lady of Lorien]

I know a family with 13...

119. Make him try to think up 2,892 ways to commit suicide...

 

[pink-cheetah]

120. Get SpongeBob to challenge him to a skydiving competition.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

121. Hey, just put him within a hundred miles of Spongebob and see what happens! (it'd kill me, I think...)

 

[pink-cheetah]

haha.. right.

122. Give him Slp's ducky.

 

[Rhyanidd]

121. Hey, just put him within a hundred miles of Spongebob and see what happens! (it'd kill me, I think...)

lol...uh, LoL.

123. Have him challenge my mom to a debate about homeschooling

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Sometimes I love my initials...LoL...

124. Have my mom help in said debate about homeschooling... (Actually, not really - my mom's pretty nice about it - but Fred the Box would probably end up homeschooling after the debate! My mom can convince an icicle to homeschool )

 

[Rhyanidd]

124. Have my mom help in said debate about homeschooling... (Actually, not really - my mom's pretty nice about it - but Fred the Box would probably end up homeschooling after the debate! My mom can convince an icicle to homeschool )

...My mom's just adamant and passionate.

125. Tell Fred the Box about HB's other house.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

123. Feed Slippers to him cuz she messed up the count - the taste would kill him.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

124. Introduce him to packing tape.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

125. Give him, along with a bow and arrows, to my little brother.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

126. For that matter, put him in place of my NEIGHBOR'S house and give OLORIN a bow and arrows...the neighbor's house didn't last too long...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*mutters about older sisters*

127. Give him to Calvin.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

128. Make him into a Calvinball...

 

[Rhyanidd]

I LOVE CALVIN!

129. Tell Calvin that Fred is the new babysitter.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(Who doesn't? )

130. Transmogrify him into a mouse and send him to our friends' house.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

131. Introduce him to the kids I have to babysit...and tell them he's edible...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

132. Introduce him to the kids you babysit and tell them he's their new house...

 

[Rhyanidd]

(One of my sisters doesn't like Calvin*gasp*)

133. Draw a picture of the United States on him, and then give him to one of the little kids I babysit, she'll cut him up, and then try to reassemble him...while rolling on the floor like the world's been turned topsy-turvy...poor Fred.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

134. Put him in a kindergarten classroom with the alphebet all over them and make him a cut and paste game.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

135: Tell TG to sit on him.