SlpNarniaQueen
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102. Give him to a homeless person.
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Olórin the Wise
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103: Show him this thread. 
SlpNarniaQueen
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104. Tell him that he belongs in Toulsa
105. Change his name to Johann Sebastian Box
SlpNarniaQueen
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106. Disguise him as a cookie and send him to ES
That one's been tried before. Badger noses aren't just cute as a button, they're very sensitive.
SlpNarniaQueen
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Fine...make him into a cookie then...
You never said Badger's eyes were good...so lets pretend you didn't have your glasses on and you had sinus problems...
Olórin the Wise
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107. Give him a spoon and tell him to poke the Badger with it.
Spoons are forbidden in my house. I have a flatware detector...not taken from an airport but from a restaurant. Theft deterrant, you know. In fact, that same company is working on a towel detector for hotels....
Olórin the Wise
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108. Give him a towel and tell him that you use it to suffocate badgers by wrapping it around their mouths and noses.
SlpNarniaQueen
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We should try that in the Non-Mod thread.
Lioness_Aslan
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109. Just put him in a bin...No wait...The Trash Can, can have him!
SlpNarniaQueen
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True true...
Olórin the Wise
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110. Tell LJ that he said he's shinier than the Can.
King Of The Hallows
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Tie a ball and chain to his leg and throw him into the sea
SlpNarniaQueen
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You forgot the nuuuuuuuuuuuuumber!
112. Tell him he's better than Lauren...no wait, that'd BOOST his ego...um Tell him he's worse than Lauren
112. Tell him he's better than Lauren...no wait, that'd BOOST his ego...um Tell him he's worse than Lauren
Lady of Lorien
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Don't be sorry for ME girl! Big families are awesome! Although in our case, I only consider it medium-sized anyhow...in my opinion, "big" families don't start until 7 kids or over.
113. Mail him by UPS.
SlpNarniaQueen
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I knew a family who had 18 blood related, same mom same dad siblings.
118. Um...buy another box?
118. Um...buy another box?