How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

549. put him inside an Easter egg and let the Mountain Goats find him hidden in it on their front lawn on Sunday.
 
550. Turn him into a chocolate bunny and put him in a Easter basket for a 5 year old. (OK, I know it's like Linda's but I did think of it before I saw the post!)
 
561- Have Iron Man go skeet shooting with Fred.
562. Have him serve as target practice for Captain America's shield throwing.
563. Thor pounds him with Mjolnir.
564. Two words: HULK SMASH!!!!
 
I've been gone about 4 years and we still couldn't kill Fred the Box 2,892 times!? We're only at 567!? Not that most here even remember who Fred the Box is- why he was significant- or why we needed to kill him....

568. Give him to a homeless man
569. Feed him to the rabid squirrels
570. Feed him to GG
571. Give him to a child
572. Pack your clothes in him and use him to move
573. Use him as a lean-to in the apocalypse
 
I enjoy the fact that there are more posts than there are ways...

574. Feed him too many brownies
575. Don't feed him enough brownies
576. Send the deadly pudding monster after him
 
581. Show him the current state of Dufferland.

582. Feed him a kiwi with an angry purple penguin in it.

583. cook him in curry and feed him to hungry college students.

584. make him how to count to 4578238498374.

585. squish him with an elephant.
 
586. Tell him that the Tree has failed to spread her piney branches over the forum for many weeks, and he will die of a cardboard attack. (Fred evidently lacks a heart...which we all suspected anyway....)
 
583. cook him in curry and feed him to hungry college students.

Not a bad idea, Lossy.

587. Banish him to the Wood Between the Worlds so the guinea pig can use him for its home.
 
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