How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

504. Kill anything dressed in a Waldo outfit, including Fred.
505. Get Fred to remind Lossy of her treeness.
 
505... in which case Lossy would fry Glen with a deathly glare, and Glen will implode, somehow causing a blackhole, which sucks Fred into nothingness.

506. Place Fred at the bottom of a cliff, from which duffers will continually fall and flatten him.
 
508. Have him correct the Count, or Countess, when the Lossy-tree doesn't want him (or her) corrected.
 
Sorry, GLen, that doesn't work since the only killed would be you.

507. Feed him artificial CW.

Or not, that's too cruel...

Correction: 507. Feed him poisoned marshmallows.
 
Sorry. I rarely seem to have capitalization problems, except when it comes to your name. It always comes out GLen, until I go back and change it. *sigh*

509. Squish Fred between the G and L of GLen. :p
 
514. You're the one who refuses to admit that my addictions are addictions.
515. Like Derny.
516. Except that Derny usually didn't mess up the Count this badly.
517. The thing about addictions is, that they're my addictions, and therefore what is an addiction for me may not be for you, and vice versa, so you have to accept me as I am....
518. Yes, I'm being terribly postmodern right now, but it's just to get what I want. Pure motives, you see?
 
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517. Give him the job of keeping up with the Count (or Countess).

I need a break from numbered threads, I really do. I recount the Count (or Countess), I move all the proper addictions/ murder methods/ reasons for honor etc. back to their proper threads (through quotes), and what happens? They come back and mess it all up again.

So what if I sound old and grouchy?

:rolleyes:
 
514-518 were posted as addictions, so I moved them to the addiction thread (as a quote), then I counted from whenever this discussion started, including all your murder methods which involved some reference to a certain mythical treeness, and brought us up to date. Trust me.

number 521 does not count as a murder of fred. You can repost that in the addictions thread if you so wish.

so,

#518. Tell the duffers he desecrated the Can! :eek:
 
Ow. That would kill some one. And I haven't seen you about in ages, dear Smaug!

522. Trap him in a siggie, cause owner of siggie to disappear, then Fred will be gone forever and ever.
 
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