Mod Q&A Thread II

Well, it was intended more as a comment about the nature of 'Nites, but you can take it as you wish.

Honestly, I don't know what happened the 'Nites. I could ask Specter, but he's buried up to his elbows in PHP, HTML, MySQL, AJAX, and an entire alphabet soup of other techie stuff. I doubt he'd be able to hear me unless I spoke Python or Javascript - and I'm not that fluent.

Now, SQL is another story...
 
Olórin the Wise said:
I stole it. :D
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and that alters my opinion how?

PrinceOfTheWest said:
Well, it was intended more as a comment about the nature of 'Nites, but you can take it as you wish.

Honestly, I don't know what happened the 'Nites. I could ask Specter, but he's buried up to his elbows in PHP, HTML, MySQL, AJAX, and an entire alphabet soup of other techie stuff. I doubt he'd be able to hear me unless I spoke Python or Javascript - and I'm not that fluent.

Now, SQL is another story...
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may be you could try vogon...
 
And the Warsaw Pact, and the Treaty of Marseilles, and the Armstice of Bangok, and the Cease-Fire Agreement between Sreffud and Doms, and the Untouchable Cretins Convention of the Himalayas, and...
 
HAHAhahaha ha ha.

Wait. What were we (wow, wonder whether I can keep this up...) wishing we would weasel with wondrous words (of) wisdom (can't. go. on.) out of Specter? Do we want him to do anything about the disappearance of the 'Nite threads? :p
 
Olórin the Wise said:
no, vogon poetry. That would get anybody's attention. :D

(in a negative sort of manner, that is...)
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Olórin the Wise said:
And the Warsaw Pact, and the Treaty of Marseilles, and the Armstice of Bangok, and the Cease-Fire Agreement between Sreffud and Doms, and the Untouchable Cretins Convention of the Himalayas, and...
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you know everything better, don't you? *sulks in corner*

(i bet olorin is going to tell me that he's got better and bigger corners *sulks even more*)

Olórin the Wise said:
No, nonononono n-n-ooo... except, maybe, permanently insure they won't return. Other than that, though...
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...the mods could bring them back for the purpose of throwing them off cliffs, and we shall throw them off cliffs and bring them back to throw them off cliffs for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and forevermore we shall throw them off cliffs.
 
Hear ye, hear ye! For the 'Nites shall exist no longer, excepting for the purose of throwing off cliffs, and this shall be our joy and our pastime forevermore. For the 'Nites had long held in sway many and large parts of this Forum - yea, even unto Dufferland had they begun to intrude. And the Forces of 'Nite were joyous in their evil way, for they knew that ere long their conquest would be complete, and all the Forum would be filled with 'Nites. And then did Specter the Great, the Master of the Forum, awake to this evil, and he was wrathful within himself, and he did make cunning plans for the destruction of the Forces of 'Nite. And then, under the guise of "shifting the Forum to a new Server", he did abolish the Threads of 'Nite, and the 'Nites were fearful, for an unknown force had demolished their bases, and they knew not what would happen thereafter. But the Duffers were joyful, for they knew that the Terror of 'Nite was at an end, and the Golden Age would be renewed, and Duffers would once more rule their Land in peace and harmony.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Hear ye, hear ye! For the 'Nites shall exist no longer, excepting for the purose of throwing off cliffs, and this shall be our joy and our pastime forevermore. For the 'Nites had long held in sway many and large parts of this Forum - yea, even unto Dufferland had they begun to intrude. And the Forces of 'Nite were joyous in their evil way, for they knew that ere long their conquest would be complete, and all the Forum would be filled with 'Nites. And then did Specter the Great, the Master of the Forum, awake to this evil, and he was wrathful within himself, and he did make cunning plans for the destruction of the Forces of 'Nite. And then, under the guise of "shifting the Forum to a new Server", he did abolish the Threads of 'Nite, and the 'Nites were fearful, for an unknown force had demolished their bases, and they knew not what would happen thereafter. But the Duffers were joyful, for they knew that the Terror of 'Nite was at an end, and the Golden Age would be renewed, and Duffers would once more rule their Land in peace and harmony.
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shakespeare is aliiiiiiive!!! :D

badgah said:
And I wanted to start a Monty Python fandom called the 'Nites who say Ni.
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no.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Hear ye, hear ye! For the 'Nites shall exist no longer, excepting for the purose of throwing off cliffs, and this shall be our joy and our pastime forevermore. For the 'Nites had long held in sway many and large parts of this Forum - yea, even unto Dufferland had they begun to intrude. And the Forces of 'Nite were joyous in their evil way, for they knew that ere long their conquest would be complete, and all the Forum would be filled with 'Nites. And then did Specter the Great, the Master of the Forum, awake to this evil, and he was wrathful within himself, and he did make cunning plans for the destruction of the Forces of 'Nite. And then, under the guise of "shifting the Forum to a new Server", he did abolish the Threads of 'Nite, and the 'Nites were fearful, for an unknown force had demolished their bases, and they knew not what would happen thereafter. But the Duffers were joyful, for they knew that the Terror of 'Nite was at an end, and the Golden Age would be renewed, and Duffers would once more rule their Land in peace and harmony.
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No, no ,no! The Golden Age will not be renewed, what will happen is, all the 'Nites are going to miss their gathering place so they will start making individual threads in the Duffer section. And the 'Nite will take over and the Duffers will be over powered! :D :cool:
 
Nay, for though the 'Nites may strive mightily, the Duffers will not suffer their homeland to be destroyed, now that they have tasted victory. And then shall the Forces of 'Nite be overthrown once more, for the Duffers shall band together and drive all of their 'Nite-ish threads off topic. And this shall come about without interference from the Mods, for the Mods are secretly on the side of the Duffers (consider, for instance, that many of the Knights of the Order of the most glorious Can are themselves Mods), and they shall not hinder the Duffers in their battles. And the Forces of 'Nite shall struggle mightily against the inevitable, and for a time they may appear to be winning, and the Duffers shall be slowly driven back, but behold! the King of the Duffers shall then arise again, and gather about him all the Heroes of Duffers, and no 'Nite shall withstand their onslaught, and the Threads of the 'Nites shall be broken, and they shall flee in terror from the King of the Duffers. Then shall the Duffers live in peace, and in happiness shall Dufferland continue, until such time as the 'Nites band together again and renew their futile assault on the Fortresses of Dufferland. And they shall be defeated again, and again, and yet again, until they at last shall see truth, and forgo their 'Nitely ways, and disturb the Duffers no more. And I know this because I have looked into the great Crystal Ball full of Ketchup, and the Ketchup did form itself into many and strange shapes, that only myself might interpret. And thus did I discover the final defeat of the 'Nites, and I did write this to ye that ye might know, and be glad, for the future is bright.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Nay, for though the 'Nites may strive mightily, the Duffers will not suffer their homeland to be destroyed, now that they have tasted victory. And then shall the Forces of 'Nite be overthrown once more, for the Duffers shall band together and drive all of their 'Nite-ish threads off topic. And this shall come about without interference from the Mods, for the Mods are secretly on the side of the Duffers (consider, for instance, that many of the Knights of the Order of the most glorious Can are themselves Mods), and they shall not hinder the Duffers in their battles. And the Forces of 'Nite shall struggle mightily against the inevitable, and for a time they may appear to be winning, and the Duffers shall be slowly driven back, but behold! the King of the Duffers shall then arise again, and gather about him all the Heroes of Duffers, and no 'Nite shall withstand their onslaught, and the Threads of the 'Nites shall be broken, and they shall flee in terror from the King of the Duffers. Then shall the Duffers live in peace, and in happiness shall Dufferland continue, until such time as the 'Nites band together again and renew their futile assault on the Fortresses of Dufferland. And they shall be defeated again, and again, and yet again, until they at last shall see truth, and forgo their 'Nitely ways, and disturb the Duffers no more. And I know this because I have looked into the great Crystal Ball full of Ketchup, and the Ketchup did form itself into many and strange shapes, that only myself might interpret. And thus did I discover the final defeat of the 'Nites, and I did write this to ye that ye might know, and be glad, for the future is bright.
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And the Peasants rejoiced. :D
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Nay, for though the 'Nites may strive mightily, the Duffers will not suffer their homeland to be destroyed, now that they have tasted victory. And then shall the Forces of 'Nite be overthrown once more, for the Duffers shall band together and drive all of their 'Nite-ish threads off topic. And this shall come about without interference from the Mods, for the Mods are secretly on the side of the Duffers (consider, for instance, that many of the Knights of the Order of the most glorious Can are themselves Mods), and they shall not hinder the Duffers in their battles. And the Forces of 'Nite shall struggle mightily against the inevitable, and for a time they may appear to be winning, and the Duffers shall be slowly driven back, but behold! the King of the Duffers shall then arise again, and gather about him all the Heroes of Duffers, and no 'Nite shall withstand their onslaught, and the Threads of the 'Nites shall be broken, and they shall flee in terror from the King of the Duffers. Then shall the Duffers live in peace, and in happiness shall Dufferland continue, until such time as the 'Nites band together again and renew their futile assault on the Fortresses of Dufferland. And they shall be defeated again, and again, and yet again, until they at last shall see truth, and forgo their 'Nitely ways, and disturb the Duffers no more. And I know this because I have looked into the great Crystal Ball full of Ketchup, and the Ketchup did form itself into many and strange shapes, that only myself might interpret. And thus did I discover the final defeat of the 'Nites, and I did write this to ye that ye might know, and be glad, for the future is bright.
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who is his wondrous king of duffers?
or art thou planning, mighty o,
to make it thy own, cunning, unworthy jester?
quick, lay this plan to rest, ere
the king returns, the true, and marks thee dead,
thy cloak and beard forevermore stained red.
 
Did I say that? No, accuse me not
For know I well how mighty is HB
And well do I know none is like to he
Whose breath is death to 'Nites when near to them. O!
Have a care, O 'Nites, for death is kin
to that with lifts the latch and stealeth in
And in thy bed it slays thee, standing there,
O, thou shalt perish, doomed 'Nites, beware!
 
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And I've just stolen one of HB's ideas. You know, only coming here when there's a paper due. English finals tomorrow morning, and I'm here...:rolleyes: What am I thinking?
 
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