Person Below Me VI

We reserve joy for the day that the DLF is freed.

The person below us will eschew all joys until justice reigns across the world.
 
No, that would be most impractical. Also, working for justice gives you joy, so it's kind of impossible to separate the two unless you sat down and did nothing while waiting for somebody else to bring justice. Granted, that does happen. Anyway, I'm not a big fan of justice on the whole. It's so severe and nitpickety (is that potentially a word?).

TPBM is an editor for the OED who will suggest "nitpickety" as a new entry in tomorrow's team meeting.
 
ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE JUSTICE KNIFE?!

We do not spend our time performing measly edits when the world is without justice. Glen likes editing Wikipedia on occasion, but since she turned herself into a war criminal and disappeared, we have no idea whether she is currently editing anything.

The person below us thinks that the Justice Knife is shinier than the Can.
 
Certainly not. I think "justice knife" sounds like something the white witch (no capitalization needed here, I abhor her and her make-up decisions) would use on innocent lions.

TPBM has killed an animal within the past 24 hours.
 
We do, for they, like the DLF, are often misunderstood. The "poison mushroom" stereotype is painful.

The person below us tries to avoid stereotyping fruits and vegetables.
 
Hehe. Funny this question should go to me. I think I am definitely guilty of stereotyping fruit and vegetable, and I'm not sorry.

TPBM has gone through a hipster phase.
 
*Sipping iced latte whilst wearing beanie, thick-framed glasses, a plaid shirt, and a scarf* *Slowly turns off indie music* ...No. (Seriously, though, I have had no hipster phase in my life. I don't listen to mainstream music, though, but that's mostly because a lot of mainstream music is annoying/terrible. :rolleyes:)

TPBM is a cat person.
 
More than a dog person anyway. There haven't really been many pets in my life, to be honest. I prefer small humans. They're cute.

TPBM associates numbers with certain colors.
 
No, that's one quirk I surprisingly don't have.

Tpbm would like to get a song stuck in their head right now
 
Sadly, no--partly from internal compulsion, and partly because, when you're on the run from the DLR, books can be hard to come by. You make do with what you have.

TPBM has hidden behind an air conditioning unit before.
 
I'm partial to Saint Dismas, who tradition states was the thief crucified with Jesus who asked to be remembered when Christ came into his kingdom.

But I also rather like the band of vertically-challenged thieves that loot their way through history and fantasy in Time Bandits with a boy named Kevin.

TPBM has had a pet that is Not a mammal, bird, or fish.
 
Yes. Toads. They all died or ran away. The smallest one was sort of murdered by my brother (he denies it) while he was trying to teach it tricks. That is, shoving it through the holes in a brick. Worse, that one was my sister's. She called it "Sweetie Pie."

TPBM has a DLR-sensing device in their room at the Asylum.
 
Nah, but I'm a Wayward Vagabond.

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TPBM got pranked today.
 
I was nearly taken in by a few articles on facebook earlier, but actually pranked? No. Maybe if my dorm hadn't been busy packing for Easter break....;)



TPBM has pranked someone today, or on a past April Fools
 
I have pranked people on April Fools' before, but it totally slipped my mind yesterday. (I did finish The Aeneid, and the ending was a little shocking, though I don't guess really sudden endings count as pranks....)

TPBM already knows the books they would take with them if they had to go on the run (from the DLR, for example...).
 
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