Person Below Me VI

[Glenburne]

We shall dress in sackcloth and ashes until the DLF has received justice, and we defy anyone who refuses to do the same.

The person below us swears fealty to the Justice Knife.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I don't know, it sounds risky to swear fealty to an inanimate object that any party might seize upon. Unless Justice Knife is Glen's pen name. In that case heck yeah I swear fealty! [I hope that's not considered swearing on the forum]

TPBM supports sackcloth and ashes as a fashion choice.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

It depends on the context, really.


TPBM knows that spring has a distinct smell to it (and that it often involves allergies)

 

[Dame of Gondor]

yes, it does have a distinctive smell. I love it.

TPBM's favorite season is spring

 

[Glenburne]

We love winter, for the mods would give the DLF a sock for Christmas. He used each sock to protect himself from the broken coils in the back of the refrigerator, which were very sharp and left him with many painful injuries.

The person below us is disgusted by the mods' callousness.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Absolutely. How could they let such a disagreeable creature live with them?

TPBM owns a copy of War and Peace.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Not to my knowledge.


TPBM has books scattered about their room, individually or in stacks of some kind

 

[Glenburne]

Glen has been scattering books around our secret fortress. She started being more careful after we burned some of them. (It was all Walt Whitman poetry.)

We celebrate ourselves, and sing ourselves, and we assume, you shall assume...for every atom belonging to you as good belongs to us.

The person below us is committed to freeing the DLF.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Caspian: *throws explosive paint cans at the DLR* FOR DEATH AND GLORY!
Dorthy: "Means no."


TPBM thinks the DLR are fighting a lost cause

 

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

"I have no gate key...."

... also no knowledge on the subject.

TPBM filled out a March Madness bracket

 

[Miss Freckles]

I have no idea what that is, and I certainly did not. Maybe my secretary did it for me.

TPBM will explain to me what a March Madness bracket is.

 

[Rainshadow]

No clue.

TPBM will explain to me what a March Madness bracket is.

 

[Glenburne]

It is for people unconcerned with universal revolution--a mechanism by which they attempt to predict which basketball teams will win.

There is also Middle-earth March Madness. It is preferable. At least Sauron was trying to start a worldwide revolution.

The person below us believes in revolution.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I believe in grevolution - the belief that mankind developed from grapes.

TPBM can see a musical instrument from their current location.

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Yes! Toy drums.

TPBM got up early today

 

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

Pssh, no.

TPBM likes eating Chipotle

 

[Glenburne]

We are the DLR. We are willing to forgo everything--yea, even life itself--to bring justice into the world.

The person below us supports justice, and the Justice Knife.

 

[GondorGirl]

Meh

Tpbm likes girl scout cookies

 

[Glenburne]

We believe that the Girl Scouts were invented for the slow takeover of the human race. While we applaud revolutionaries, we find the slow power-mongering of this organization to be rather nauseating. Bombs are better.

The person below us loves swift justice.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Is that the kind of justice Taylor Swift employs when she writes mean songs about those ex-boyfriends that have been mean to her? Yeah, I support that kind of justice

TPBM is excited to blow the seeds off dandelions in the summer.