Looks like they're trying to turn this film into a two hour cigarette commercial and soap opera:
Wanna be cool? Well, Prince Caspian's cool and he smokes Kools. So next time you're at the local grocery store, be sure to pick up a pack of smooth, cool Kools. With these, you too can conquer Narnia.
End commercial trailer.
Romance scene sample:
Susan: And the truth is...I love you Caspian!!
Duhn duhn duhn...
Caspian: I'm sorry Susan....but I....I....I...love Ramandu's daughter more....can we just be friends???
Susan: No!!!!! [crying] (followed by a long series of gratuitous expletives, describing how much Susan hates Ramandu's daughter, that ruin the rest of the movie)
I loved you and this is what you give me in return?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Caspian, taking a long drag from his cigarrette: This is why I smoke Kools...they are my best friend in stressful situations like this...er jeez Susan babe...relax....it's not like I was going to marry you anyways.
Suddenly Aslan appears and say: It is time...er....what the hay are you doing smoking in my dominion, Caspian....didn't you read the no-smoking sign?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
This all end a completely nausiating and non-sensical scene. Oh, and BTW people, you can't wake up from this...this is reality....it bites dont it?
My message to Ben Barnes:
That's all for now...folks.
Cyon
P.S.: Pardon my cynicism..it's what I believe in these days.