Roleplay By Monologues

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"The two vampires moved slowly, almost floating on the lawn. The lawn was muddy because the night sprinklers had just turned off and they did not wish to get their shoes wet."
"The Princess noticed two strange shadows approaching her on the right and she knew that she had to hurry because those shadows were gaining on her."
"When the vampires realized that the princess had seen them, they rushed to her fully intending to overtake her."
"The princess saw their sudden advance and she ran for her life."
It was then that the princess also noted several other figures, all grotesque and scary, coming from her left. However, she knew she had the advantage over all of them, because her pink dress was really beautiful and she had a killer smile."
"She made it into the safety of the porch of the nearest home, rang the bell, and with a sigh of relief, knowing that she had beaten them all exclaimed: TRICK OR TREAT!!!
 
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The door opened, and a middle-aged housewife quietly told the princess: "The piece of candy I'm giving you contains a Skrabkel-stone from the planet Foobrazoob. You must deliver it to the Doctor before the Daleks can get it, or else THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL BE DESTROYED!!"
 
"However, the princess had no intentions of giving up her hard earned candy. Before the lady had time do do or say anything, the princess unwrapped the candy and ate the whole thing in one gulp.
"I ain't giving this to nobody," she exclaimed, "especially not to that creepy doctor."
The lady muttered something about "alex" and fainted.
When the princess, the vampires, and all the other creatures saw the lady out cold on the floor, they rushed the bucket of candy fearing she would recover too soon.
 
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Meanwhile, an Amish farmer was directing his mule-drawn plow through a field...for it being Halloween in the previous post didn't prevent it from simultaneously being mid-March in Amish country.

He was on the sixth furrow when a 13-year-old girl came riding toward him on a horse. "I'm on my way to save the world!" she exclaimed. "But I thought I'd like to buy some Amish cheese on the way."
 
Will Twerper was an 18th-century blacksmith whose parents had been killed by pirates. At least he thought they had--although sometimes sailors coming to town spoke rumors of seeing the Twerpers in someplace called The Bermuda Triangle. Will thought of going to this Triangle, but then he would say to himself, "What's the point?"
 
There were always romantic couples to be found at the ice-skating rink. But few ever caught more eyes than the pair of Jadis the White Witch and Iceman from the X-Men.
 
All of a sudden Weird Al came into the ice-skating rink and began singing Amish Paradise.
 
Everyone linked arms and tried skating together until a corner was turned and the end of the 'whip' in the form of Jadis broke off - Chaos ensued as Weird Al was promptly plowed down mid-syllable and a load of balloons were released simultaneously. The hungry pirates, which had been hidden behind the tacky benches until then, burst forth to capture as many Amish ice-skaters as they could, it being known they were the best cooks in all the land.

Meanwhile, at a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
 
With a loud crash the fence caved in as Magneto entered the scene. Everyone's ice-skate-clad feet were pulled helplessly to the far end of the rink.

All except for River Tam, that is. She yanked off her skates and slid barefoot to the edge of the rink. Since it was a warm October day, she was quite comfortable after doing a backflip off of the rink onto the sidewalk.

But thunder filled the air as two black helicoptors rose over the horizon. They were coming for her! Was Magneto in on the plot?
 
Magneto sneezed, blowing off the metal roof over the ice-rink, sending several layers of ice-skaters spinning and bouncing off of the walls and seriously affecting the flight of the helicopters above them.

"Gesundheit," Weird Al mumbled from where he was rubbing balloons to make himself into Static-Man.
 
Static Man's electrical powers caused the engines on the black helicopters to fail, forcing them to land on autorotation. Out of one helo emerged David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson; Ms. Anderson, seeing all the onlookers, yelped in dismay and said to Mr. Duchovny, "Now we're busted! Now they can see that _we've_ been on the side of the evil space aliens all along!"
 
Suddenly out of the sky came... Moisture Man who made the ice rink moist and slippery. Megneto slipped and fell on his head which got stuck in the ice leaving him in a headstand as the skaters danced around him in a very gymnastic like ballet.
 
But the press wasn't available to cover the incredible story, because they were too busy dealing with the bombing of their station by local Youtube Ninja Terrorists.

Meanwhile, River Tam interrupted Cyclops and Wolverine's card game by running through the table in a supersonic kung-fu frenzy and stealing all the diamonds.

Just then, 200 Mongols appeared from an alternate dimension in which Ghengis-Khan had become immortal and conquered the planet.
 
In the nick of time, one of those 13-year-old girls on horseback arrived, and offered to treat all the Mongols to a late supper at a Mongolian barbecue restaurant. She was able to afford this because she had won some treasure from Captain Hummingbird in a ping-pong game.
 
A majestic Chinese dragon poofed onto the scene in a cloud of dark and mysterious smoke.

He spoke to the girl in a thundering voice, causing her horse to rear and back away in fright.

"YOUUUU CANNOT BE EMPEROR BECAUSE YOU CANNOT BEAT ME AT PING-PONG!"

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A great wind swept the skies and dark clouds heavy with rain swept down on the girl.

"SO SHALL YOUR NAME BE ANNABANNALALIARISTIELLESHA-CHYU-CHI-LIN"

And he vanished, leaving a dreadful gale in his wake.
 
One of the Mongols remarked to the girl: "It's a good thing he only gave you the SHORT version of the name, or the restaurant would be closed before we could get there and eat."
 
Gambit walked by Cyclops and Wolverine, picking up all of their ace cards and turning them into bombs to throw at the Mongols.

One of the bombs hit Magneto's head sending him lying out of the ide into the atmosphere into Earth's orbit from where he could control all of the televisions on Earth and influence young children to become airplanes!
 
Meanwhile, Pippin finally emerged out the other end of the black hole, to meet a crowd of people no larger than himself. One midget man bustled up to him and said, "Come on, we need you at the rehearsal for Dorothy's arrival scene!"
 
Stanley had had a long, full life as a janitor. He'd mopped a thousand hallways, scrubbed at least a million little sticky glops of gum off of the bottoms of chairs, desks, railings, tables, and benches...

But it wasn't until he died that he first realized that his life had been missing something. Well, perhaps that's getting ahead of things. It wasn't until he was resurrected from his untimely death (a mishap involving a dumpster, a coat rack, and a malpractice suit) that the full impact of his unfulfilled dreams hit him like that sack of pinto beans his aunt had given him when he moved into his first apartment in 1972.

After his awakening from moments of death, and with many thanks to the hastily retreating Tibetan monk involved in said calamity (the calamity being due to the coat rack, not the monk), Stanley finally decided to take his life into his own hands, throw off the chains of his family's long history of janitorial service, and take up his lifelong dream.

Stanley's basket weaving class started up the following Monday. He was required to bring his own thimble.
 
"WEEEEEE!" Cried the crowed of children comming toward the munchkins. "We're airplanes!"

"Like always, modern technology will be the downfall of us all." Pippin said.
 
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