Copperfox
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Shangpo the Orangutan had come out to watch what the royal party was doing. When he heard the mention of drunkards, he interjected in a voice which bespoke embarrassment: "O noblest of guests, I beg you not to think ill of this respectable inn! What you call drunkenness was not the norm for this place, but a freak accident. Woe is me, I put too much cooking brandy into a stew, and some Talking Dogs who were unaccustomed to alcohol ate some of it. I had to tell you the truth; but please don't tell the owner to fire me!"