The Insane Asylum II

Caspian: OLLO PEOPLES OF THE ASYLUM! DID YOU MISS ME?
Dorthy: Did you miss me?
Frodo: Did you miss me?
Flower: Did you miss me?
Toto: Did you miss me?
Master: Oh for Thor's sake....
Loki: Don't bring my brother into this.
me:.... We've been back for not even five minutes, guys....
Caspian: I HAVE RETURNED! TO WRECK CHAOS AND HAVOC AMONGST THE MADMEN ONCE MORE! WELCOME ME, MY MINIONS!
10: Well, if I ever hear of a kitten trying to take over the world, I know who to call.
 
And...the cats ignore Gandalf's lecture. Come on, guys, you don't get to hear one of the Istari every day.
 
It's not fair... There was nobody on when before I went to work... Then, in the three hour span of me not being here, everyone was here... and now I am alone again...
 
Caspian: YANA.
Master:....
Dorthy: Caspian has been watching too much BBC.
Caspian: It is one of the only channels that comes in here, I make the best of it!
Dorthy: You eavesdrop on Mewsie.
Caspian:... Maaaybeeee.
Dorthy: :rolleyes:
Caspian:...... TOMATOES FOR THE WIN! *yanks sheet of tomato cannon and starts firing it around the asylum*
 
Macavity: *Changes IA television to constantly stream Broadway musicals*

Me: The Phaaaaaaantom of the Opera is there! Inside your-

Erik: Insane Asylum!

Me and Macavity: Gah! How did you get here! Stop talking at the same time as me!
 
Lady of Narnia said:
*takes notes*

(good to have you back, Mozart! The IA was dead without you and the kitties!)
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(I do like to think that I've helped keep it alive these past few years.)

Caspian: *shoots a tomato onto Lonny's notes*
Dorthy: A picture's worth a thousand words.
Frodo: An actual fruit is worth a bazzillion!:D:p

WarriorSatyr said:
Macavity: *Changes IA television to constantly stream Broadway musicals*

Me: The Phaaaaaaantom of the Opera is there! Inside your-

Erik: Insane Asylum!

Me and Macavity: Gah! How did you get here! Stop talking at the same time as me!
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Caspian: Phantom of the Opurra!
Dorthy: You....:rolleyes:
Frodo: SQUIRREL!
Dorthy: Precisely!
Frodo: No, I mean an ACTUAL squirrel. Look! *points to squirrel*
Dorthy: Oh, uh, hi there little squirrel....
Squirrel: *snarls*
Dorthy: OKAY, MUTANT SQUIRREL, THAT'S NOT OKAY!
Master:..... Caspian, you didn't leave the lab door open AGAIN, did you?
Caspian:.... No.... maybe.... TOMATOES! *shoots tomatoes at the squirrel to shoo it back into its cage*
Master: :rolleyes:
 
Erik: That. Was. Wonderful! It needed more singing, though. Sing for me!

Me: A thousand times. Don't repeat your lines! All it does is annoy me.

Macavity: That's why you like me, right? Because I have no lines.

Me: Yeah, it has nothing to do with how you have awesome ginger stripes.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Me: Yeah, it has nothing to do with how you have awesome ginger stripes.
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10: Still not ginger!:(
Master: *laughs*
Frodo: *dumps ginger paint on 10's head* There you go!
10:... That wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but... W00T!:D
Dorthy: That isn't gonna be pretty when it dries.....
Caspian: *shoots a tomato in Dorthy's general direction* You're such a party pooper, sis.
Dorthy: *dodges tomato* Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me!:p *chases her brother*
Caspian: EW! *runs frantically from Dorthy* GIRLS! COOTIES!
Dorthy: I'm your sister, you dork!
Caspian: YOU'RE STILL A GIRL!
Dorthy: :rolleyes:
 
Me: I've been meaning to ask, do the kittens have any sort of accent?

Macavity: Good question. I sound a bit like Moriarty from Game of Shadows. What do your kittens sound like?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Me: I've been meaning to ask, do the kittens have any sort of accent?

Macavity: Good question. I sound a bit like Moriarty from Game of Shadows. What do your kittens sound like?
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me: They sound like little children. I would have to videotape myself talking for them for you to get a feel of how I imagine them sounding.
Caspian: Or you could just videotape us talking as ourselves.
Dorthy: Caspian.... that....that won't work.... the translator only works on TDL, and sometimes facebook.
Frodo: And the internet in general.
me: Caspian sounds like a whiny little boy....
Caspian: Hey!:mad:
me: Dorthy sounds like a sarcastic little sister.
Dorthy: Well, I am sarcastic and I am a little sister.
me: And Frodo sounds like a really hyper little kid who stayed up past his bedtime and has had too much sugar.
Frodo: yup, Yup, YUP!
 
Glenburne said:
*forces cats to study Aristotle* Find a golden mean, and try not to steal it.
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Caspian:..... What?
Dorthy:.....
Aristotle: Hello, young ones!
Frodo: 'Stotle, what's a "golden mean"?
Dorthy: Is it like the Golden Fleece?
Aristotle: I'm pretty sure it isn't, kittens.
Caspian:.... When all else fails.... *shoots a tomato at the golden mean*
 
Impulsivity! You've failed. The Golden Mean is kind of like the Happy Medium. Except the Happy Medium is just happy, but the Golden Mean is rich and nasty.

Actually, the Golden Mean is about achieving moderation. Put down the bow.
 
Caspian: *shoots off a confetti bomb using his tomato cannon* ITS MEWSIE'S BIRTHDAY!:D
Frodo: *throws cake*
Dorthy: Frodo....:rolleyes:
Mozart: Yay Mewsie!:D
Toto: *puts on birthday hat*
me: *chuckles* :)
 
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