The Insane Asylum II

Caspian: Lose my head?
Dorthy: Yes! For painting the roses red!
Caspian:....
Dorthy: What?
Caspian:.... You....
Dorthy: *looks back at post* Hahaha, rhyme time!
Caspian:.... Okay, you can stop now.
Dorthy: Never! I'm too clever!
Caspian: Oh my gosh, sis, stahp.
Dorthy: Nope. You just wish you weren't such a dope.:p
Caspian:.... I can't talk to you right now.
Dorthy: For you, there is no hope, I don't know how you cope.
Caspian: LA LA LA, NOT LISTENING!
Dorthy: :D
 
Caspian: Dorthy's the only one who's rhyming.
Frodo: We're rhyming? Woohoo! I have the best timing.:D
Caspian: Frodo! Not you too!
Dorthy: Embrace it, brother, or I shall tell mother.
Caspian: Its not funny anymore!
Dorthy: Your pain is to our gain.
Caspian:... I'm going to find the duct tape.
 
Dorthy: Hey, we were just watching that movie!
Frodo: Groovy!:D
Caspian: You threw off my groove.
Dorthy: We just watched that movie too!
Frodo: Caspian, we're so in sync with you.
Caspian: *facepaw*
 
me: I refuse to stop quoting and referencing the Avengers.
Caspian: *points tomato cannon* Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
Dorthy: Actually, I'm going to threaten you.
Caspian: You should have brought your bow for that.
Dorthy: *shrug* Want a drink? *holds up grape juice* I'm having one.
Caspian: Stalling won't help you.
Dorthy: No no, threatening.
Caspian: *gets bored* I HAVE A TOMATO CANNON
Dorthy: I'VE GOT A SONIC SCREWDRIVER, I'M TOTALLY SONICKED UP!
me: *raises eyebrow* Are we done here?
 
me: *raises eyebrow further* Its not a question its a quote. Gosh, get it right.:p
Dorthy: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *shoots an exploding arrow at the wall*
*explosion*
*wall crumbles*
Caspian: Dorthy, stop abusing the walls.
Dorthy: *sticks out tongue* You're just jealous because YOU didn't think of it. *hops through the hole in the wall to the other room*
Caspian: *sighs* Sisters.
Frodo: I feel you, dude.
Caspian: No, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't.
 
*Laughs* This conversation just got weird. By the way, do the kittens object if I treat them like everyday cats sometimes? I haven't pet a kitten in weeks.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
*Laughs* This conversation just got weird. By the way, do the kittens object if I treat them like everyday cats sometimes? I haven't pet a kitten in weeks.
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Midnight: Dude, where have you been? This conversation has always been weird....
Caspian: You may pet me, mortal.
Dorthy: Caspian, you can only say that if you are IMmortal.
Caspian: I AM. I have been immortalized in a book. Four books, actually.
Dorthy: Three. One is about Catlition.
Caspian: Aha! So you ADMIT that I am immortal!
Dorthy: Wait, what? NO. NO I did NOT.
Caspian: Did too!
Dorthy: Did not!
me: Guys, not this AGAIN.
Frodo: *hops on Satyr's head* You can pet me and cuddle me while they fight if you want. I don't object.
Caspian: I don't if you pay me tribute or fight me or elect me as your emperor.
Dorthy: You can't ELECT an EMPEROR.
Caspian: I decree that you CAN.
Dorthy: No you can't, can't, can't!
Caspian: Yes I can, can, can!
Dorthy: NO, you, CAAAAAN'T
Caspian: YES I CAAAAAAAN!
*random explosion*
 
Me: *Cuddles Frodo (and that sounded odd)* Hmm... Macavity was suspiciously interested in that 'random' explosion...

Macavity: *Looks nonchalant* Who, me? It couldn't possibly have been me! I wasn't there.

Etcetera: You're never there, Mister Hidden Paw. It's kind of the whole point of you.

Macavity: Silence, insolent kitten!
 
Caspian: *points an accusing paw at Macavity* IT WAS YOU! IN THE KITCHEN, WITH THE REVOLVER!
Dorthy: Wait, we have a KITCHEN?
me: Apparently we do now.
Master: We have a chocolate volcano, why do we need a kitchen?
Dorthy: That is a point.... However, you can bake a cake in a kitchen and then dunk it in the chocolate Mt. Doom and thus make uber-deliciousness.
Loki: That's not even a thing.
Dorthy: Why are you two here anyway? I thought you were at Hogwarts.
Master: Regrettably, we found a secret passageway that led us back here.
Loki: *nods*
Dorthy:......We have a kitchen AND a secret passageway to Hogwarts?!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS STUFF?!?:eek::mad:
 
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