The Insane Asylum II

Glenburne said:
Narnia, Middle Earth, and Harry Potter? I'm impressed. Incidentally, I'm still furious about Sirius Black's death....
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My cousin and I have a string of adventures going where we save several of our favorite Harry Potter characters, including Sirius.

Koschei: Sirius is my friend and he didn't die, what are you two even talking about?
me:.... You'll find out soon.
Koschei: Wait, what do you know? What happens? Is Sirius okay?
me: Yes, he's fine, its past stuff that happened before you met but hasn't happened to us yet and.... its wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
Koschei:....

Caspian: Bunch o' weirdos.
BelleLuna: *hops around looking like a little fluffy bunny* *bounces off padded walls* This is fuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Dorthy: *chases after Luna* This kitten is so hyper! She's worse than you two! *glares at Caspian and Frodo*
Caspian: *shrugs* You wanted another girl.
Padfoot: You are not shooting me out of that cannon.
Frodo: Oh c'mon, it'll be fun!
Padfoot: I'm not stupid.
Caspian: No, we're just insane, c'mon is purrfectly safe, Frodo, demonstrate.
Frodo: Oka- wait, what?
Caspian: *shoves Frodo into the tomato cannon* *doesn't aim at all* Watch and learn, little black fuzzball, watch and learn. *shoots cannon*
Frodo: WAAAAAAAAHGGGGGG! *flies through the sky and lands in the chocolate Mt. Doom*
Padfoot: *eyes widen* Now I'm really glad I didn't get shot outta that....
Caspian: :D C'mon, lets go fish out your uncle Frodo.
 
Heh, watching Doctor Who does tend to give you...a sense that no character is too dead to be brought back to life....


Erm--exactly how did Mount Doom get turned to chocolate?
 
Glenburne said:
Erm--exactly how did Mount Doom get turned to chocolate?
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Caspian: Why do we throw whales off cliffs?
Dorthy: Why do we even HAVE a cliff?
Frodo: Why is the rum gone?
Loki: WHERE IS KOSCHEI?!?!?!
Caspian: Uhh.....
Dorthy: The point IS that we don't know, don't care, have fun with it anyway.
Caspian: How did it happen though?
Frodo: I think it was your fault.
Caspian: Probably.
Dorthy: I am 99.99999% sure it was somehow your fault, Caspian.
Padfoot: That's really sure.
Dorthy: Well, I know my brother, little dude.
BelleLuna: *looks into the chocolate Mt. Doom* Mmmmm, it smells good! *hops around the rim*
Dorthy: Bugger... DON'T YOU DARE FALL IN THAT FLUFFBALL!
 
Rainshadow said:
Me: *Is woken up from the Rainsleep* WHO HAS AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER?!
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Padfoot: Um, we're.... sorry....?
Caspian: You don't APOLOGIZE when you wake someone up! You do this! *shoots Rainshadow in the face with a tomato from his tomato cannon* *snerk*
Padfoot: Um, okay....
BelleLuna: WHEEEEEEEEEE! *bounces around the Asylum*
Dorthy: <.< I don't like kittensitting anymore....
 
Me: No, no, the Rainsleep is like the Odinsleep, only for Rain. Me.

Rin: It's also called "When Ame gets terrified of trying to catch up in this thread and decides to hide from it."

Me: Oh, shut up, Rin-chan. And don't call me Ame, it'll confuse everyone.

Rin: :rolleyes:

Me: What're you doing here, anyway? No one dragged you in, as far as I can tell.

Nagisa: I dragged him in!

Me: And who dragged you in?

Nagisa: *Shrugs*

Me: *Faceplam* Ugh, I don't like this. Too confusing.

Haru: Don't fall asleep again.

Me: Gah! Did Nagisa drag you here, too?

Mako: No, I did.

Rei: Nagisa-kun brought me in here, though.

Me: Ugh, whatever.

Nitori: Rin-senpai invited me to come, Ame-senpai.

Me: Okay, now this is just getting crazy. Who all's in here?

Nagisa: ...Everyone.

Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
Rainshadow said:
Me: No, no, the Rainsleep is like the Odinsleep, only for Rain. Me.

Rin: It's also called "When Ame gets terrified of trying to catch up in this thread and decides to hide from it."
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You really can't catch up to this thread. I learned that long ago.

Caspian: And that, my friends, is why I have a tomato cannon. *smirks*
Dorthy: I hate to say it, but I do miss our stupid wars.
Caspian: *sits on tomato cannon and looks mournful* Yeah. And all our friends.
Frodo: *sings* I'm still heerreee....
Caspian: *perks up* Want me to sing?
Dorthy, Frodo and me: NO!
Caspian: Alright, alright, sheesh.:rolleyes:
Loki: Wait, EVERYONE? Does that include Koschei?
Dorthy: Doubtful.
Caspian: Maybe if I sing he'll come back.
Dorthy: I'm getting the duct tape.
 
Rei: *Adjusts glasses irately* *Sighs* Nagisa-kun, why did you drag me into this?

Nagisa: Because I thought it would be fun! The whole Iwatobi Swim Club and the Samezuka Swim Club stuck in a creepy asylum filled with talking kittens and crazy people. Sorta like that rest howse!

Mako: Rest house.

Nagisa: Whatever.

Rin: What are you talking about? Oh, never mind.

Nagisa: It was when we were swimming to the deserted islands on our training camp and-

Me: *AHEM* Shush. Now, the question of the hour right here is this: how in the world did TWS ever manage to stick the DLF to the wall using only peanut butter?

Nitori: Peanut butter is kinda sticky...

Sousuke: Clearly there's some sort of powerful glue mixed into the peanut butter, making it super sticky.

Me: AH! Sousuke, what are YOU doing here?!

Nagisa: I invited everyone.

Momo: Which means I'm here, too! Wanna see Pyunsuke? *Holds jar up with beetle inside*

Me: GAH! GET RID OF THAT BUG RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHATTER THE JAR AND SQUASH HIM!

Momo: *Gasp* You wouldn't.

Me: I would. *Readies shoe*

Momo: Okay, okay, I'll put Pyunsuke away! *Quickly hides Pyunsuke*

Haru: So... many... people... *Tries to find bathtub to hide in*
 
Glenburne said:
*DLF tornado-spins through Asylum, destroying tomato cannon in the process*
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Caspian: :rolleyes: *mutters something about, "I'm surrounded by idiots" and drudges back to his secret lab* *retrieves another tomato cannon and rolls out on it*
BelleLuna: *bounces up to the DLF* That was very rude you know, to destroy Caspian's tomato cannon, not that I've ever really seen it work you know, I'm new here, my name's BelleLuna, why are you a tornado? I've never seen a tornado, what does your name stand for? what are you doing here? what am I doing here? Is that pudding? I like pudding, I've never tried it but I'm sure I like it, why do you smell like pickles? I don't like pickles, not that I've ever tried one, sometimes my mom gets chicken though so maybe someday I'll get pieces of chicken, it looks like its going to rain, doesn't it? Oh look, its Rain, she seems funny, but everyone here is funny, including my uncle, did you know I have an uncle? I didn't know I had an uncle until I came here, he seems nice, his name is Frodo, I like him too, but not as much as I like my brother, Padfoot, Padfoot's shy though, not like me, I'm not shy, I'm not shy at all, I like everybody, I like you, I like Glen, I like Rain, I like Mewsie, I like Caspian, I like Dorthy, I like uncle Frodo, I like Satyr, I like all Rain's weird friends, I like all the people on this forum, they're really nice, IS THAT A PEANUT?!?
Dorthy: o.o
 
Erm, Mewsie, BelleLuna's not named after Luna and Bellatrix, is she?

*observes DLF* Hmm, he seems to have a thing for peanut butter. He sounds almost happy now. Growling is sort of like purring in DLF.
 
If you want to learn DLF, Lonny, you should check with the DLF's relations; I think some of them speak English.

(Yikes! The DLF has relations!)

DLF's relative: Him. Grumpy. Very grumpy. We kick out. Scary. Also sheds hair on carpet. Humans not like.
 
Glenburne said:
Erm, Mewsie, BelleLuna's not named after Luna and Bellatrix, is she?
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Oh gosh no.
She's named after Belle from Once Upon a Time and Luna from Harry Potter. My mom wanted to name her after a princess and I wanted to name her Luna, so I combined the names.
Why would I name one of my kittens Padfoot and the other one after Bellatrix, that is a recipe for disaster.:p

BelleLuna: *entire conversation goes over her head* *bounces over to Glen* Hi! Who are you? How are you? Who's Bellatrix? I'm Luna! I'm also Belle, that's my brother Padfoot that's my uncle Frodo and that's Caspian I don't know if he's related to me and I don't know if Dorthy is either I just know my mom wanted to send me here with my brother for some reason....
Padfoot: *whispers* Its beacause we're a pawful, apparently, and mom wanted some time off....
 
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