The Insane Asylum II

Caspian: OLLO!
Dorthy: Its "Hello".
Caspian: <.< If you want me, I'm going to Metrocity. *stomps off*
Dorthy: :rolleyes: *grabs tomato cannon* *evil chuckling* *loads tomato cannon* *shoots tomatoes at Satyr's posse of cats* When the brother is away, the sister will play.:p:D
 
Caspian: *jumps into the melee and gets hit by a tomato* QUIET!

*tomatoes cease to fly*

Dorthy: *looks both sheepish and annoyed* What NOW?
Caspian: *wipes tomato off face* I have some very exciting news....
Frodo: *leans in*
Toto: *looks worried*
Mozart: *grins*
Caspian: *straightens self up and gazes around at his fellow kitten inmates importantly* *remains of a tomato still drip on his whiskers* My fellow kittens, it is my pleasure to announce to you that, for the first time in a very, very long time....
Dorthy: CUT TO THE CHASE, CASPIAN!
Caspian: *glares at Dorthy* *turns back to the others* *looks imperious* We have.... *tries not to smile* LITTLE COUSINS!
Toto: O.O
Dorthy: :eek:
Frodo: :D
Mozart: :D



(My cat, Shadow, who some of you may know from my books, recently gave birth to two kittens WHILE I'M AT COLLEGE. They're very cute though, there's a little black one and a little gray one.)
 
Dorthy: Cos you're not allowed to die in the asylum, that's how. *shoves Satyr off a cliff* See?
Caspian: I'm so excited! New minions!:D
Frodo: I want a minion!
Caspian:... MAYBE. If you're good.
Frodo: :D
 
WarriorSatyr said:
*Whalesplats Mewsie*

I have minions. See?

Minion: Abadeedo. Bapoy?
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*dodges whale*

me: Why does everyone always blame ME for things? ITS MY CATS, RESPOND TO THEM.
Caspian: You're the one driving this flying umbrella!
me:.... No, I'm the one who gave you a translating machine, be grateful.
Dorthy: She also gave us a desktop computer.
me:.... YOU STOLE MY OLD COMPUTER?!?
Dorthy:.... You left it.
me: I WENT TO COLLEGE!
Caspian: Yeah, and now you're busy, so we have our own computer to use.
me:... That explains so much....
 
It's interesting--I'd never even noticed the Asylum having a flag before. If you borrow a 50-foot ladder from someone, you might be able to get them down.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
*Coats kittens in a thin layer of Peanut-Butter*
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Caspian: Curses! *glares at Satyr* Maybe if you hadn't done that I'd volunteer to get your pants.
Dorthy: *wrinkles nose* I wouldn't have.
Frodo: Shoot me out of the tomato cannon and I'll get them!:D
Dorthy: We are gonna teach our little minions such bad habits... I CALL THE GIRL!
 
*Is attempting to climb up the flagpole* You know, this is really difficult with hooves.

Anyway, what are the new kittens names? Will there be stories about them?
 
me: Tentatively (as in, I don't have my parents agreement yet but they said I could name them and this is what I want to call them) their names will be Padfoot and Luna. The little black one (Padfoot) is a boy and the little gray one (Luna) is a girl. Unless I come up with other names, which I may.
Caspian: So far, I approve.
Dorthy: I find it interesting how we're all named after other characters.
Frodo: Even you?
Dorthy: Yes, but unlike my namesake I actually spell my name right.
me: And OF COURSE there will be stories about them. When I get new kittens they automatically become new characters/character ideas. :p
 
Cabin Fever! It's got us all on board! This one time vessel has become a floating Psycho ward! We were sailing, sailing, heading who knows where, but now though we're all here... WE'RE NOT ALL THERE!
 
I decided to drop in with the DLF because he is pointing a gun at my back. I didn't think he was rational enough to handle a gun, but I stand corrected. He's even draped it in WS's trousers. And I think he's stuck a bayonet down the barrel...not that I can see it....

Never mind. The DLF just sent be a brain wave saying that he stuck my car keys down the barrel and will blow them up if I don't cooperate. And he's put WS's trousers over the gun because it's pink. He is allergic to pink.
 
Minions Assemble

Padfoot: Wow, look at all the crazy people.
BelleLuna: Where are we? *looks curious*
Caspian: :D THE MINIONS HAVE ARRIVED! *trots over to little Padfoot and BelleLuna* Welcome to the Insane Asylum, little cousins!
Frodo: :eek: CASPIAN I HAVE A LITTLE NIECE AND NEPHEW!!! *runs over and hugs Padfoot and BelleLuna*
Padfoot: Mummy warned us about you.
Caspian: Aw, don't listen to Shadow, its not our fault she had traumatic experiences.
BelleLuna: Do you really have a cannon?
Caspian: Yep!:D
Dorthy: Ya know what's better than a cannon, little cousin?
Luna: No, what?
Dorthy: *grins* A bow and arrows.
Luna: Oooh.
Caspian: Okay, fine, I CALL THIS ONE! *picks up Padfoot and carries him away*
Padfoot: Hey! Wait! Sissy!
Frodo: Don't worry, Dorthy'll look after her.
Caspian: Yeah, lighten up, kit.
Padfoot: *looks worried*
Caspian: *sets Padfoot down* Kit, do you know who you're named after?
Padfoot: A big black dog.
Caspian: Yeah. But he could also turn into a human, and he was one of the greatest troublemakers ever as a kid. So lighten up, you're just following in your namesake's pawsteps.
Frodo: *whispers to Padfoot* I followed in MY namesake's pawsteps by climbing that chocolate Mt. Doom over there.
Padfoot: *eyes widen* You have a chocolate Mountain?
Caspian: And a tomato cannon.
Padfoot: *starts to grin* When do I start?
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Caspian: *sets Padfoot down* Kit, do you know who you're named after?
Padfoot: A big black dog.
Caspian: Yeah. But he could also turn into a human, and he was one of the greatest troublemakers ever as a kid. So lighten up, you're just following in your namesake's pawsteps.
Frodo: *whispers to Padfoot* I followed in MY namesake's pawsteps by climbing that chocolate Mt. Doom over there.
Padfoot: *eyes widen* You have a chocolate Mountain?
Caspian: And a tomato cannon.
Padfoot: *starts to grin* When do I start?
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Narnia, Middle Earth, and Harry Potter? I'm impressed. Incidentally, I'm still furious about Sirius Black's death....

WarriorSatyr said:
My trousers?! Give them back, you Dangerous Little Fiend!
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The DLF is drooling in your direction. I don't know what that means.
 
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