The Insane Asylum II

Thank you my inmates, I appreciate your congratulations.:D

Caspian: *shoots tomato bombs full of confetti*
Dorthy: How do you even MAKE those?
Caspian: Very carefully.
Frodo: *gets tangled in streamers* Heh, hehe...
 
10: *glares* If she just stole my TARDIS.
me: Doctor, its right there. It may have been one of your other selves's.
10: *relaxes* Well, that's alright then.
Caspian: ^That's also the reason I have more than one tomato cannon.
Master: You.... you have WHAT? Why don't you ever use more than ONE?
Caspian: Because then I'd have to give away where my stash was, now wouldn't I?
Master: *sigh* But then we could attack en mass.
Caspian: One is fine.
Dorthy: One tomato cannon to rule them all.
Caspian: Its my Precioussssss.
Master: :rolleyes:
 
Caspian: THE WASHER'S COMING TO GET ME!
Dorthy: :rolleyes: You're such a baby.
Caspian: Well, I'm older than you!
Dorthy: Actually that's only in Mewsie's book, in real life I may well have been the first born.
Caspian: No.
Dorthy: Oh yes! Because I was born screaming my head off and that was how Mewsie knew our mom was in labor.
Caspian: It could have been Toto.
Dorthy: Toto rarely screams.
Caspian: Maybe it was ME.
Dorthy: You do not have yellowish golden fur.
Caspian: >.<
 
I really think that, as the last member to make it through the gate to tdl, rebbecalkindler really should get on and be with us... :rolleyes:
 
Caspian: YES! Let me have new victims to torture-er- friends to battle.....
Dorthy: Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjuncture.
Caspian: I bet you don't even know what that means!
Dorthy: I bet you don't.:rolleyes:
 
wall: *whistling*
me: *startled* Oh. You're back.
wall: I was always here. duh.
me: I meant that you're talking again. Are you un-grounded?
wall: Nope. Just tired of being quiet. By the way, isn't this supposed to be the "sane corner"?
me: yes....
wall: then how can you hear me?
me: .......
wall: you are such a derp.
me: whatevs. now be quiet. I'm not supposed to be talking to you.
wall: it's not as if the wall police are going to come get me.
*siren wails down the hall*
wall: dang it.
 
Caspian: They're coming to take me away!
Dorthy: Caspian, they already DID that.:rolleyes:
Caspian: HA! They took you away too!
Dorthy: *sigh* And when THEY get here someday, they will pay. I have cliffs and cacti and whales waiting for them.
Caspian: I HAVE A TOMATO CANNON
Dorthy: I have an army.
Caspian: I have Frodo.
Frodo: *snorts*
Dorthy: I have more brain cells.
Caspian: Do not!
Dorthy: Do to!
Caspian: Do not!
Dorthy: Do to!
Caspian: Do not!
Dorthy: Do to!
Caspian: Do not!
Dorthy: Do to!
Caspian: Do not!
Dorthy: Do to!
Caspian: Do to!
Dorthy: Do to! HA! And you agreed with me! That trick won't work on your SISTER, bucko!
Caspian: :mad:
Frodo: BURRRRRRRN!
Caspian: *throws Frodo off a cliff*
Frodo: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Me: *Jumps off of Cliff*

Etcetera: That looks like fun!

Pouncival: Let's try it!

*All Jellicles jump off of Cliff, except Macavity, who is standing about with an imperious look*
 
me: *runs back and forth between windows*
Caspian: *watches with interest* What's she doing?
Dorthy: She's trying to see fireworks.
Caspian: Oh. *watches* Wait, FIREWORKS?!? *starts running back and forth with me*
Dorthy: :rolleyes:
Caspian: *stops* Wait a minute, forget this! *runs into a back room*
Dorthy: *raises eyebrow*
Caspian: *runs back in, carrying explosives*
Dorthy: Oh my gosh. ducks behind a table*
Caspian: *sets fire to explosives, which include a LOT of fireworks*

BOOM

*fireworks explode in all directions*

me: *stops* *stares* FIYAWORKS!:D

*chocolate Mt. Doom also explodes*

Dorthy: CHOCOLATE!
Caspian: :D
 

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