Caspian: We missed the forum move! Someone scare the hamster that runs the internet!
Dorthy: I think the hamster left awhile ago after he hired some ferrets to do the job for him.
Caspian: Then scare the ferrets!
Dorthy: Easier said than done.
Caspian: *huffs* Fine, I'll do it myself, but I won't be having any of these internet shortages again! *stalks off*
Frodo: *whispers to Dorthy* Should we tell him?
Dorthy: About Mewsie being gone and us not knowing her computer password? Nah, it's better this way.
*screaming can be heard*
Dorthy: On the other hand, maybe we should tell him, for everyone's safety...