The Order of the Can II

[lieke]

i didn't say grandma... anyone who happens to pass my way... which is... well, you... *takes lieke's walking stick*

AAHHH MORALLY WRONG!!!!! *hits MF with spare walking stick*, Youth these days!

 

[Miss Freckles]

alright alright i'll help you cross the street... here you have $15, that should help...

 

[lieke]

No it doesn't $50 would help though...

 

[Miss Freckles]

uh huh, and what would you do with that money? call a taxi?

 

[Midnight Rider]

*wanders in casually*
*sneaks around and finds the can(may it be dead forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and eveerr and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and eveerr and ever and ever and ever and ever)*
*paints can purple*
*sneaks out*

 

[lieke]

No, i would call Chuck Norris to give you one of his famous kicks

And you too, MR

 

[Midnight Rider]

you're jealous of the fact that i am free of any un-shiny can(may it me dead forever) to follow. i have the right to choose whether or not to worship it. i mean, trash can? i have not been brainwashed by it's dufferish leaders.
*paints white stripes on the can(may it be dead forever)*

 

[lieke]

Chuck Norris: *attacks MR*
MR: AAHHHH *faints*
Lieke: Hehe
Chuck: Were you laughing?
Lieke: Well, yes, i mean...
Chuck: *attack*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*glares*
*throws can(may it be dead forever* in the middle of the ocean*

 

[lieke]

Chuck: were you glaring?
MR: uhoh
Chuck: *attacks*
Lieke: *wakes up* What happened?
MF: She just threw our fake Can away...
Lieke: Ah, i knew it would come in handy

 

[Olórin the Wise]

We go through fake Cans so fast these days. I mean, we're running out, that's the real one over there... *points*
MR: *sees* *charges toward Can*
Can: *fries MR into a crunchy crisp with reflected light from the sun*
Everybody Else: *laugh*

 

[~Lava~]

Yeah, Abby, but you don't even come close to breaking the record for number of times killing a Can clone. You obviously don't know about the Clone machine that we stole from GKoN.

 

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

OH yeah THAT clone machine.

The count for MR might be around 20 by now... p'raps more. But true... it doesn't touch the record.

*darts around the can* *darts back* *darts around the can* lalalala

 

[Midnight Rider]

*throws pepsi on clone machine*
*burns all the can clones*
*burns the can*

 

[Dernhelm]

Uh, MR? I hate to tell you this; but that was another clone.

*hehe*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*glares*
*eats the can*

 

[~Lava~]

So was the Clone Machine you threw Pepsi in.

 

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

And even the clones can not be eaten. The machine also clones the extra-supremial-tettra-strength material from which the can is made.

 

[Midnight Rider]

*thinks*
*plants super expolive nuclear bombs in all the can clones*
*dioes the same to the can(may it be so totally dead 4EVER!!!!!)*

 

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Oh nothing can kill the can "4ever" and by the way shorthand is not tolerated by me. *disables nuclear bomb* I went to bomb school. *Dusts off hands dramatically*