The Order of the Can II

that's right! you may kill me, you may kill the mods, you may even kill the governor of california, but i will not have the can die! (or you claim that it can)

THE CAN LiVETH! HOORAY!
 
maybe MR is gonna make the can want to die, and It is almighty, so it can commit suicide...

*hugs fluffy fan version of can*

i will not let that happen to you, can!!!

*stabs MR from behind*
 
*steps away from cardboard Abby*
*begins to talk to the can* now what is the purpose of your life? to stand around and shine brightly whilst being worshipped by crazy duffers? to be attacked and defended over and over again? to stand around before a band of crazy people, with nothing better to do with your time? but alas, if your followers had not commited themselves to worshipping you, then they too would have a purpose in thier life. they would not be crazy as they are now, but lead normal, happy lives. they would HAVE a life. and whose fault is it that they are in the insane asylum? whose fault is it that they are lifeless beings, seperated from the entire world, because they worship a trash can? yours, o can. it is your fault and your fault only. you alone are to be blamed for so man people going crazy. you are guilty. worthless. cruel. evil. think of all the people that would be freed from their warped minds if only you would force them to stop worshipping you. you and you alone have the power to commit suicide. do it, if only for the good of your people.
 
Can: Laughs at and scorns the non-believer
Abby: "That's not nice."
Can: Blinds Abby.
Everyone else: Laughs and bows down to the Brilliant Can.
 
*replaces eyes*
*sneaks around and places bombs around the followers of the can*
*quitly walks away*
bombs: boom
can: *is burnt*
everyone else: *is dead*
 
Paper cut outs of Can Clanners/Brothers/Knights of the Can: *are dead*
Everyone Else including the Can: *LOL*
Everyone but the Can: *ROTFL*
 
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