The Order of the Can III

><>><>><>><>: GIBBS! GIBBS! GIBBS!
><> 1: look, 2, it's Gibbs!
><> 2: it is indeed, 1, you're right, it's him!
><> 8: do you think he's gonna slap anyone in the next five minutes?
><> 3: NO CUTTING IN LINE! .... do you think he's gonna slap anyone in the next five minutes?
><> 4: oi, 3, i think someone just said that!
><> 3: did not!
><> 4: did too!
><> 3: did not!
><> 4: did too!
><> 3: did not!
><> 4: did too!
><> 3: did not!
><> 4: did too!
><> 3: did not!
><> 4: did too! did too! did too!
><> 2: did someone just call me?
><> 5:... is it my turn yet?
><> 6: yep, and you just had it. :D
><> 5: .... drat
><> 7: i think we should get a kitten of our own and name it lucky!
><> 9: .. but we're fishies....
><> 8: heyyy, my turn!
><> 10: is not! you cut in line! anyway... i'm more interested in ducky than gibbs.
><> 11: :eek: BLASPHEMY!!!
><> 12: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
><> 13: don't i get a say in naming it lucky or not?
><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>: NO!!!!
 
Glenburne said:
Look, my head is at the bottom of the can, so if you want to squirt cheese in my mouth, you'll have to come down in here with me. By the way, Caspian, I'm beginning to think you watch too much TV.
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Caspian: Hehe, I don't have TV.:p

~Lava~ said:
Since the kittens have invaded our leader's sanctum. A few kittens of my own would like to speak to you.

Charlie: SHHH! I is trying to sleep.
Tobey: Glen dost not belongth in the Can. Nor doth you, Caspian.
Teensy: Yeah, or I'll chase you away. I eat you.
Minnie: Hey, I is trying to sleep, too.


*Note: these kittens are indeed real. They reserve the right to change their personal ways of speaking should they change their personalities with age. Also, they may or may not reappear and some may go the way of most kittens when they age old enough to leave home. One will always be here.
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Caspian: Hi little furballs. And little Shakespherian furballs. And little sleepy furballs. And little hungry/chasey furballs....
Dorthy: Well you're sure thorough.:rolleyes:

Glenburne said:
*voice echoes inside the Can* More cats.... *moans* Can someone get me out of here?
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Caspian: No, 'cause you'll get Doc Byrne to put us all in cages. Hmm, maybe next time I'll stuff Doc Byrne in the Can instead....
Dorthy: Oh now ya think of it genius.:rolleyes:

~Lava~ said:
Charlie: I is now named Gibbs.
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Caspian: Nice name furball.
Dorthy: Is "furball" supposed to be a affectionate nickname or something?
Caspian: Depends on what word is used before it. If you call someone a "stupid furball" then no. If you call someone a "silly furball" then yes. How I'm using it could go either way, depending on your temperment. Furball sister.
Dorthy: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!??
Caspian: *nods* See? This is exactly what I mean. It all depends on temperm-
Dorthy: I'M GONNA TEMPER YOU MISTER! *chases Caspian*
 
Lady Callandra said:
woahhhh, dorthy can temper??? that's really impressive. :D
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Dorthy: Of course I can. I have at least *counts* six brothers! Gotta keep 'em in line somehow.:p
Caspian: OW! YOU'RE PULLING MY EAR!
Dorthy: *sticks mouth by Caspian's ear* HOW 'BOUT I YELL IN IT INSTEAD!
Caspian: OW! STOPPIT! I'M GONNA TELL MOM!
Dorthy: Mom isn't here! HA!
Caspian: -.- She will be.
Dorthy: In your dreams fuzzface.
Mozart: Errrr.... *draws curtian on her fighting siblings* We'll be back after this brief intermission... experincing techical difficulties... please stand by.... *elevator music plays*
 
Gibbs: That is why we gots rid of our sisters. They's gone. And we boys rule the halls.
Tobey: Dost not thou miss our sisters, Gibbs. They hads't many uses.
Gibbs: True but they were also annoying.
Tobey: Thou art just still angry because Teensy got thy foot stuck in the door.
Gibbs: Am not *pouts*
Tobey: See?
 
Derny! It's high time this were added to the archives. It actually starts about two pages earlier, but this is the best part of it, and of Shakespearin on NF in general.
 
True Oh Dernie of the Archive Keepers,
Tis truely a piece of glorious history that ought not be left unattended longer.
 
Oooh yes, I do love all of those! I think I'll start collecting them. Have a thingy on my bookshelf, but a thingamabob next to it, and have the thingit on the shelf below, and so forth. Oh, what a collection that would be!
 
Not a collection. A thingy-thingy-thingy. Yes, I've actually used that terminology in the real world....
 
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