The Order of the Can III

"Kids these days"? Then what is the reason for this, under post 1303:

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*clears throat* Dinosaurs these days...no honesty. *clucks tongue*
 
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I wasn't aware that honesty was considered a reptilian virtue. Not that I'm entirely reconciled to reptile status, but hey, we'll take what we can get. I prefer to be known as the Lolosaurus. Or the Lolisipod. Or the Loliseritops.

In any case, it's moot point. I have nothing to say to you unnaturally suspicious types. I edit posts all the time. It comes from being a...

...somewhat off-rocker...

perfectionist.

Ask Olorin. He could tell you stories. Well. He could if he were here. And alive. And since he probably wouldn't be, if he started telling them, (it's just one of these predictable medical conditions he needs to watch out for) then he probably couldn't tell you stories. But, oh, the stories he could tell, if he could tell them.
 
Lolosaurus is easiest. And it's better than Lava--she's a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Honesty is a universal virtue, even if it's not particularly reptilian. And since, judging by your username, you have at some point in your life entertained thoughts of being human, I suggest that you protect whatever virtues that you can.

I also edit my posts a lot. But I don't lie about what I edit. *clears throat* *looks pointedly at LoL* *gives LoL a petunia to write "I will not lie" on 100 times*
 
What are you talking about? Clearly reptiles can be ladies. The only other thing my username should call to mind is actually an elf. Not human. All this is beside the point, however, since I have not lied. And that's the truth.

Due to your unjust and unfounded accusations of the court itself (by the way, really, who accuses the court anyway?!), I pronounce you in contempt of court and hereby pronounce that no one shall henceforth take any note of what you say.

Heretofore and theretofore trolly-lolly blabberforth and so on...

Therefore etc. Q.E.D.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
The pair of you! Don't you know that wasting CW on polishing the Can is criminal on two counts? Good grief!

This sounds like a...less than fully glorious and resplendent sort of housing. I'm not sure I like the idea.
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I would never consider it. The Can's Cave has been the long-standing tradition in the Order. It is at least two threads old. As for using the CW, I never would. I am the polish inspector after all.

There is some postulation that not all dinosaurs were cold-blooded. In fact, people think that some dinosaurs were more closely related to birds.
 
Caves are cool. And the shininess of the Can, despite living in a cave, proves His power.

I just wonder which is brighter, the Can or the Duffer Sun? Or am I being disrespectful again?

Please don't whalesplat me....

EDIT @ D: I think the link on LoL's signature leads to some....
 
Glenburne said:
Caves are cool. And the shininess of the Can, despite living in a cave, proves His power.

I just wonder which is brighter, the Can or the Duffer Sun? Or am I being disrespectful again?

Please don't whalesplat me....

EDIT: I think the link on LoL's signature leads to some....
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There is a Duffer Sun? I've never heard of it before! :eek:
 
It's why we need the Tree's shade; otherwise, we all shrivel in the Duffer Sun, and get sunburns. There is an entry for the Sun in the Encyclopedia; it just doesn't get talked about much. Not sure where it came from, really. Probably happened when the Coriakins (to use Sopes's terminology) exploded....
 
Glenburne said:
It's why we need the Tree's shade; otherwise, we all shrivel in the Duffer Sun, and get sunburns. There is an entry for the Sun in the Encyclopedia; it just doesn't get talked about much. Not sure where it came from, really. Probably happened when the Coriakins (to use Sopes's terminology) exploded....
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Oh, okay. That makes sense. *relishes Tree's shade* I'll go look it up!
 
That's because Oly made it up on the spot because he felt the urge to start filling the first Encyclopedia thread. The Duffer Sun probably hasn't been mentioned again till this day. :rolleyes:

EDIT: No, wait, I was wrong. Freckles wrote that entry, but most likely in some long forgotten thread...

Wait, I was wrong? Me? Wrong? What is the world coming to?
 
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