Lady of Lorien
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We have a Fred the Cookie? What is he? The hybrid successor to Fred the Box and Stan the Cookie? This is very strange indeed.
The Order of the Can III
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Sushi: *writes* How do you do.
Stan: .............
Sushi: We could discuss weighty matters together.
Stan: .............
Sushi: I have written a new opera. It is entitled, The Great Man Who Was Hated by His Father, Mother, Sister, Sister's Fiance, Sister's Fiance's Poodle, and Sister's Fiance's Poodle's Sister's Mate's Owner's Left Toe; and Therefore Committed Suicide Upon Singing for Two Hours, Thirty-Four Minutes, and Six point Five Seconds. Would you mind reviewing it?
Stan: *spits out chocolate chip*
Sushi: I see that you will require a course in the fine arts, but knowledge of their virtue shall come to you eventually.
Stan: .............
Sushi: We could discuss weighty matters together.
Stan: .............
Sushi: I have written a new opera. It is entitled, The Great Man Who Was Hated by His Father, Mother, Sister, Sister's Fiance, Sister's Fiance's Poodle, and Sister's Fiance's Poodle's Sister's Mate's Owner's Left Toe; and Therefore Committed Suicide Upon Singing for Two Hours, Thirty-Four Minutes, and Six point Five Seconds. Would you mind reviewing it?
Stan: *spits out chocolate chip*
Sushi: I see that you will require a course in the fine arts, but knowledge of their virtue shall come to you eventually.
Sopespian
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Could've fooled me. Elephants don't eat chocolate chips.
~Lava~
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Yes, LoL, he is an ancient ~Lava~ Duffering creation from when I was still just Can Clan. He only ever appeared occasionally in the Original Can thread. Yet he is older than some of the age old Duffer objects.
Lady of Lorien
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So he's not related to Fred and Stan? Hm. Interesting.
Lady of Lorien
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Maybe he's a gold-digging impostor!
~Lava~
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No relation to either. I made sugar cookies one day and there was one who, through his decor, took on a life of his own. I believe Stan was shaped like an lion, though ironically it could have been shaped like an elephant as I really do like that cookie cutter for some strange reason. At any rate, Stan made a couple of appearances when I was flustered but after a while the confusion between Stan, the lion-shaped cookie, and Stan the Cookie (elephant) became too great and so I re-named him Leo.
Lady of Lorien
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An interesting history. So he has no family, to speak of. Poor creature. Well, that settles some questions, anyway.
Lady of Lorien
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*suspicious*
*hides behind a wheel of parmesan cheese*
Untrustworthy individual. I thought GG was the eater around here.
*hides behind a wheel of parmesan cheese*
Untrustworthy individual. I thought GG was the eater around here.
Lady of Lorien
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I have to say, personally I prefer chocolate bunnies to lemon ones. By far.
~Lava~
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I do too. I am having "Silly Song with Larry" flashbacks at the moment.
"The bunny, the bunny, Whoa! I love the bunny....
I don’t want no pickles, I don’t want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny...."
(Veggie Tales. Rack, Shack, and Benny.)
"The bunny, the bunny, Whoa! I love the bunny....
I don’t want no pickles, I don’t want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny...."
(Veggie Tales. Rack, Shack, and Benny.)
Miss Freckles
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Dear Duffers and Half a Scoop of Pancake Batter,
It has been brought to my attention that a certain honorable member of this forum who goeth (shush Shakespeare) by the name of Lossendil has recently been accused of being a tree. This slanderous accusation is rooted in the words of the well-loved children's song "Oh Lossy-Tree", which by long tradition is sung by the Musical Children's "Lo How Green the Lawn" Troupe every year at the Insane Asylum. I am more than happy to report that this claim is false.
As we all know, she is so much more than a tree. To call her simply "the tree" belies as well as belittles her identity, and whosoever calleth (down, boy!) her that shall never have their peanut butter without the sandwich. Lossendil is, in fact, a maple tree. For long years, the institute she works for and whose name will not be mentioned here, except in an extremely secret and sneaky way, has sought to keep this knowledge from the public (except the public transport, because they sometimes have to cut branches off trees so that the doubledecker bus can get through... We couldn't let that happen to Lossy!). Why would anyone want to cover up her identity as a maple tree? Well, it is a well-known fact that the maple leaf (and not, in fact, the igloo) is on the Canadian flag. We also know that a certain member who will not be named here for he his name is too terrible to mention in the language of Mordor is Canadian. He grew up under the branch of the maple tree, so to speak, ever dancing around it. This member can also fly. The concern was that people envious of this flying member's magic abilities would seek out every maple tree on the face of the earth, and try to gain the ability to fly by running around it in circles. With normal maple trees, this causes nothing more than a headache (a consequence to be desired, if you ask me - headaches are but wondrous things!) but with the Lossy-tree... but I must go to bed; mum says my milk and cookies are already waiting for me.
With kind regards,
the Author of the Fateful Song
PS: I might have plagiarized.
It has been brought to my attention that a certain honorable member of this forum who goeth (shush Shakespeare) by the name of Lossendil has recently been accused of being a tree. This slanderous accusation is rooted in the words of the well-loved children's song "Oh Lossy-Tree", which by long tradition is sung by the Musical Children's "Lo How Green the Lawn" Troupe every year at the Insane Asylum. I am more than happy to report that this claim is false.
As we all know, she is so much more than a tree. To call her simply "the tree" belies as well as belittles her identity, and whosoever calleth (down, boy!) her that shall never have their peanut butter without the sandwich. Lossendil is, in fact, a maple tree. For long years, the institute she works for and whose name will not be mentioned here, except in an extremely secret and sneaky way, has sought to keep this knowledge from the public (except the public transport, because they sometimes have to cut branches off trees so that the doubledecker bus can get through... We couldn't let that happen to Lossy!). Why would anyone want to cover up her identity as a maple tree? Well, it is a well-known fact that the maple leaf (and not, in fact, the igloo) is on the Canadian flag. We also know that a certain member who will not be named here for he his name is too terrible to mention in the language of Mordor is Canadian. He grew up under the branch of the maple tree, so to speak, ever dancing around it. This member can also fly. The concern was that people envious of this flying member's magic abilities would seek out every maple tree on the face of the earth, and try to gain the ability to fly by running around it in circles. With normal maple trees, this causes nothing more than a headache (a consequence to be desired, if you ask me - headaches are but wondrous things!) but with the Lossy-tree... but I must go to bed; mum says my milk and cookies are already waiting for me.
With kind regards,
the Author of the Fateful Song
PS: I might have plagiarized.