To arms, fellow Duffers!

[GondorGirl]

I.. um... I have no idea what's going on here and it's vaguely concerning. *eats Irish fairies and Red Caps for good measure*

 

[Miss Freckles]

That was almost too easy... Now what do I do with this Roman helmet?

 

[Glenburne]

You could try not impaling it, for a change.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Takes Roman helm from Freck the Impaler* *Places on head*

Veni vedi vici. Senatus Populusque Romanus. Et tu, Brute?

*Takes helm from head*

Yup. That is one genuine Roman helmet, all right.

 

[Glenburne]

So, the helmet is genuinely Roman. It is also babbling incoherently. Did it see Caesar murdered or something?

 

[Miss Freckles]

No, it's a sorting hat, and is trying to decide which branch of government to sort WS into. I think it's leaning towards praetor.

 

[Glenburne]

A sorting hat for politicians?!

As Fleur Delacour would say: 'ideous.

 

[Miss Freckles]

It might have saved Mark Antony's life if it had been around back then. "Mark Antony. I see ambition here, a lot of ambition, a strange haircut that will look even stranger on a bust, and you're not afraid of snakes... Okay, I've got it. You're going to be a potato farmer in Tuscany! Hurrah!"

 

[GondorGirl]

*Puts on helmet*

*Eats helmet*

Mea culpa.

 

[Miss Freckles]

GG! No!

*sighs*

Could I borrow some of your digestive enzymes? I'm digging a tunnel to China and I need some efficient tools to help with that.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Takes deep breath* *Swallows pride*

What color font should be used for invisible text?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Don't worry, I have to look up the code everytime I want to post something in invisible text. I think #d6f4ce is a good choice.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I don't know how to use the code.

 

[Sopespian]

You have to select the text that you want made invisible and change the color. It'll look like [COLOR]. In-between the quotation marks, replace black with d6f4ce.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Thanks. I'll make good use of it.

 

[Sopespian]

I have no doubt.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Being in Dufferland is so much work. I'm exhausted just thinking about all the invisible text I'm going to have to scan for in the future.

Maybe I just won't.

But I know I will.

The spirit is willing but the index finger is conditioned.

 

[Glenburne]

Dufferland conditioned my index finger to highlight a lot of what I read online. Other people have begun to notice the habit....

 

[Miss Freckles]

Noticing is fine; it's when they start following you around with a clipboard that you should start to be concerned.

 

[Sopespian]

*hides clipboard*