To arms, fellow Duffers!

It's hard not to, Gondy, at this point. You are what you eat, and in your case, you probably also eat what you are: humans, mods, tasty entities...

Are you calling me tasty?? Can't have that. That's more infringing. *Eats MF*

That's two threads in a row...
 
I'm listening.

Okay, it's like this. "Meaning" begins with the letter m. So does "madness." But "madness" also ends with the letter s, which is the first letter of "sue" and the last letter of "Freckles." That makes three s's. Divide s by m and you find l, for lawyer. You do the math.
 
Okay, it's like this. "Meaning" begins with the letter m. So does "madness." But "madness" also ends with the letter s, which is the first letter of "sue" and the last letter of "Freckles." That makes three s's. Divide s by m and you find l, for lawyer. You do the math.

"Maths" begins with m and ends with s. So does "madness". Therefore, maths = madness.

I require a different approach for explanation. Maths with letters has always appeared to me an evil twisting of beautiful things.
 
Sushi has informed me that maths are worse than math, because there are more of them. (He approaches music from a linguistic perspective, which is why he doesn't use a time signature when he writes operas. This makes him feel inner oneness with medieval musicians, who didn't use time signatures either.)
 
Sushi doesn't hate all modern conveniences--just the ones that make him use math. But he doesn't use soap very much. He thinks that mad buffalo should prefer a good hose-down.
 
All those stampedes were a dead giveaway, come to think of it. Freckles, if you want to be an undercover buffalo, you need to be a little more careful.
 
I don't want to be an undercover buffalo, though, and don't tell me to 'keep my options open', either. You're not my mother (unless you're REALLY good at the undercover thing yourself).
 
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