war of the dwarves and elves!

[Keyblade Master]

welcome welcome Zella, too bad you joined the losing side.

 

[Zella]

Ha! What are you talking about?

 

[Keyblade Master]

Everyone knows that elves are inferior to dwarfs.

 

[Zella]

I think not. After all, who's taller?

 

[Keyblade Master]

cough David and Goliath cough

 

[Zella]

But see, Elves use bows so they can shoot the Dwarves before the Dwarves get close enough to use their axes. (But I have to admit that that was a good point.)

 

[Keyblade Master]

see we'll just beat you with our logic.

 

[Zella]

We'll shoot you before you get close enough for us to hear your logic.

 

[Keyblade Master]

have you every seen the movie 300? if so we dwarves are the Spartans and we have those big shields.

 

[Zella]

Nope, never seen it.
We'll hide up in the trees.

 

[Keyblade Master]

"Then we will fight in the shade" King Leonidis 300

just had to say that.

 

[Zella]

OK. I guess that would make sense.

 

[Keyblade Master]

just to explain, in the movie the Persians claim that their arrows will blot out the sun, so the king says, "Then we will fight in the shade." I really liked that part.

but the point is the dwarves will win.

 

[Zella]

Ah! I get it now.

And no you won't. (Hello fellow Elves? I need a little support here.)

 

[Keyblade Master]

to bad, your all alone

(tries to hide the fact that I am too.)

 

[Zella]

Aw, man. You stole my comment.

Well, I guess that means we're even at the moment.

 

[Keyblade Master]

except for that fact that I am a dwarf which means that you are outmatched.

 

[Zella]

No, I am an Elf which means that you are outmatched! (I have a feeling that this could go on for a long time.)

 

[Keyblade Master]

uses ax to knock Zella off of her feet, who's the short one now!

 

[Copperfox]

Here's the way we "settled" these things when I was a little boy Dwarf:

No matter how great you say your side is, my side is better, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, nyaaah nyaaah nyaaah.