war of the dwarves and elves!

[Zella]

*Scrambles to her feet* (Who's the short one now?)
Sorry, but I got to go, but I will be quite happy to continue this tomorrow.
*Casually snatches axe from Keyblade Master while he is off his guard and tosses it far, far away*

 

[Keyblade Master]

Here's the way we "settled" these things when I was a little boy Dwarf:

No matter how great you say your side is, my side is better, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, nyaaah nyaaah nyaaah.

Agreed. Nyaaaah nyaaaah nyaaaaah

*Scrambles to her feet* (Who's the short one now?)
Sorry, but I got to go, but I will be quite happy to continue this tomorrow.
*Casually snatches axe from Keyblade Master while he is off his guard and tosses it far, far away*

ok bye, by the way you can call me Brandon.

 

[Copperfox]

* Uses an electromagnet to fetch back his friend's axe *

 

[Keyblade Master]

nods his thanks to copperfox (terribly sorry it seems I have forgoten your name, its been a while. )

 

[SingingDryad~]

*sneaks back to the battlefield and rigs up 200 bows and arrows in the trees*
Hehe. The Dwarves are doomed...

 

[Frodosgurl]

How dare you try to convert one of my elves Brandon!

 

[SingingDryad~]

Oh those Dwarves...*sighs and shakes her head*
Better watch your troops, Frodosgurl

 

[Copperfox]

All 200 "automatic" arrows get caught in my beard, inflicting no damage. Then I try to do a kung-fu-movie stunt, flinging the arrows back at the Elves with a shake of my head; but the arrows are too tightly caught in my beard to fly loose from it again. So I go sit on a rock and spend the next two hours yanking them out of my beard one at a time.

 

[SingingDryad~]

THAT trick never fails
P.S.In case an opportunity arises in the real world for a trick like that,bubble gum or small,sticky pine cones work just as well as arrows.
My brother's friends do that. LOL

 

[Frodosgurl]

Oh those Dwarves...*sighs and shakes her head*
Better watch your troops, Frodosgurl

Call me Kayla.

 

[Zella]

*sneaks back to the battlefield and rigs up 200 bows and arrows in the trees*
Hehe. The Dwarves are doomed...

Good idea! *Reloads all the bows*

 

[SingingDryad~]

Is it just me, or has there been a break in the war? LOL

 

[Zella]

^It's not just you. Apparently everyone needed a rest.

 

[Keyblade Master]

looks at arrows then looks at giant shield in hand. shruggs shoulders,

 

[Copperfox]

Ha ha, you Elves only _thought_ there was a break! All that time, I had a team of combat engineers tunneling _under_ the Elvish camp. Now, I pull a rope, and a series of support timbers falls over like dominoes! The ground on which all those prissy-sissy Elvish pavilions were pitched caves in, and all your lembas gets dirty! Bwahaha!!

 

[Keyblade Master]

applauds! CHARGE!!!

leads dwarves into battle

 

[Copperfox]

* Still trying to remember which end of axe to hold on to *

 

[Frodosgurl]

*sends Copperfox a message* ---Must hold non-sharp end------

 

[GondorGirl]

*grabs longsword which is much too long for short dwarfish self*

 

[SingingDryad~]

*sends furious stream of arrows toward the approaching Dwarves*
That's for getting my lembas dirty!!!!!