war of the dwarves and elves!

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*eats cram* Sorry, couldn't resist, I"ll try to keep myself from eating the ammo from now on

*adds a bow and arrow to her supply of weapons*
 
You poor Dwarves, having to eat cram, while we Elves get the wonderful, nutritious lembas. (And we're not sharing.)
 
Zella said:
You poor Dwarves, having to eat cram, while we Elves get the wonderful, nutritious lembas. (And we're not sharing.)
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Arise Dwarves! We have a new mission, we must procure some lembas for ourselves somehow!
 
Zella said:
You poor Dwarves, having to eat cram, while we Elves get the wonderful, nutritious lembas.
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Oh, you mean this lembas which I recovered from your fallen sissy tents when our undermining tunnel collapsed your Elf-camp? Yes, it is tasty, especially the pieces that got filthy.
 
Some foul concotion of the Dwarves, no doubt, Don't eat it!It might have cram in it!!!!:p
And Copperfox-WE DO NOT HAVE SISSY ELF PAVILLONS!!!!!:D
*sneaks back to where the Dwarves are,and throws some of the remaining cram into a river*
Hehe! :)
 
kittens, half of you go dump the rest of the dwarves cram in the river and make sure it goes over the waterfall, the rest of you go find more lembas bread.
*kittens go off to do various deeds*
It helps having them around y'know.:D
 
Aha, you didn't notice that river is not the nice, clean Nimrodel but a foul dirty river.
BTW- thanks for the freshener. :) Next time, try to get it in Lembas flavour. :p
 
You're kittens are so helpful. :)
*pets little kitty on head,and whispers in it's ear*
Go make some trap for the Dwarves,little one.
*kitten whispers back.SingingDryad~ rolls eyes then answers*
Oh ALL RIGHT.I'll pay you with something....would you settle for some Fancy Feast? ;)
 
1) Dwarves don't mind dirtiness.

2) We also have "pets"--a number of Wargs that we captured and retrained. They chase your kittens back to you before the kittens can find more lembas.
 
Copperfox said:
2) We also have "pets"--a number of Wargs that we captured and retrained. They chase your kittens back to you before the kittens can find more lembas.
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my kittens have stratgey though! They've watched their big cheetah cousins!:p

But of course only I know the details of that strategy and I'd never tell a dwarf.:p
 
I said before that we have a surplus of cram. Our caves are paved with the dratted stuff. As for hostages--of course not! You didn't think this war was intended to put anyone in danger of DYING, did you?
 
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