war of the dwarves and elves!

[Copperfox]

I didn't even say that your kittens were captured--only that they were chased back where they came from, without succeeding in fetching more lembas. As for that, are those lembas crumbs I see dropping from the mouths of my Wargs? No wonder they're in a good mood.

 

[SingingDryad~]

Argh....you'll get yours AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
*shoots arrow at Copperfox but misses due to frustration*
We need more lembas!

 

[Copperfox]

* Dwarves begin randomly chopping weeds with their axes, uttering impressive battle cries *

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*mutters* We can give 'em an impressive battle cry, eh kits?
*kittens nod*
CATLITIOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hahahahahahahaha!!!!)

*Mozart puts on blue stone that makes you INVISBLE and goes to get lembas bread*

 

[GondorGirl]

*yells battle cry*

*yells like a Pterodactyl* can't get a much better battle cry

 

[Zella]

*Sneaks into a hollow tree and bakes some more lembas*

 

[GondorGirl]

*Sneaks into a hollow tree and bakes some more lembas*

*begins chopping down hollow tree* No! Elves in Hollow trees bake cookies! Not Lembas!

 

[Copperfox]

* Decides to sample the presumed cookies *

 

[Zella]

*begins chopping down hollow tree* No! Elves in Hollow trees bake cookies! Not Lembas!

I'll bake cookies too if you'll stop chopping down the tree.

That doesn't necessarily mean that I'll share, of course.

 

[Copperfox]

Non-lethal though this war is, you have to allow us to do SOMETHING that looks like violence; and this is not a talking, thinking tree, as anyone knows who has watched Keebler advertisements.

 

[Zella]

Non-lethal though this war is, you have to allow us to do SOMETHING that looks like violence; and this is not a talking, thinking tree, as anyone knows who has watched Keebler advertisements.

I wasn't thinking about the tree, but seeing as I'm in it, I would prefer if you waited to chop it down 'till I'm done cooking.

 

[Copperfox]

Hold up chopping, comrades! You with the chainsaw, shut it off!

 

[SingingDryad~]

Aaaagh the Elves hate chopping down trees.Don't they,Treebeard?
*nods*
The kittens are helping again...

 

[Zella]

*Comes out of the tree with freshly baked lembas and cookies*
*Sobs over the freshly baked lembas and cookies as she watches the Dwarves cut the tree down*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

I wonder if my kittens are allowed to charge at the dwarfs with wooden swords that are painted silver-gray to look like real swords....

¡sıɥʇ op ǝʍ ɟı ǝpoɔ uı ʞɐǝds uɐɔ ǝʍ ¡ʎǝɥ

 

[GondorGirl]

I wasn't thinking about the tree, but seeing as I'm in it, I would prefer if you waited to chop it down 'till I'm done cooking.

*Comes out of the tree with freshly baked lembas and cookies*
*Sobs over the freshly baked lembas and cookies as she watches the Dwarves cut the tree down*

But I was only chopping it down to get the lembas, *goes after lembas* aaaarggghh! (< that's my new battle cry, original is it not? )

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*kittens trip GG*

 

[Copperfox]

Dwarf-Copperfox douses the kittens with water from a firehose, while sneering at the Elves, "Won't even let non-thinking trees be cut down? Ha, then what are your bows made of, fiberglass?"

 

[GondorGirl]

*accidentally chops stove in half*

oops, no more lembas for you

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Dwarf-Copperfox douses the kittens with water from a firehose, while sneering at the Elves, "Won't even let non-thinking trees be cut down? Ha, then what are your bows made of, fiberglass?"

my kittens are used to getting wet, they follow me through the pooring rain all the time.

And our bows are made of wood fyi! and so are the arrows!