war of the dwarves and elves!

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At the mention of VeggieTales, I have an inspiration: to advertise a VeggieTales movie marathon, and say that the price of admission for Elves is a copy of the recipe for lembas!
 
Remembering that something like a war is supposed to be going on, I advance upon one Elf archer like Mace Windu unstoppably bearing down on Jango Fett in "Attack of the Clones." My beard stops all his arrows; and when I reach him, I mercilessly cut off....his bowstring.
 
*Springs to her fellow Elf's defense with drawn sword and cuts of a few inches of Copperfox's beard*
 
I laugh at my Elvish antagonists, because:

1) They're worked up over nothing; I didn't kill that archer, only stopped him from shooting at me.

2) The blade that cut off some of my beard now has its edge ruined.

3) My beard will grow back in less time than it will take to resharpen that blade.

4) The nutrition from that tomato cannon has actually helped my beard grow back rapidly.
 
A word to my fellow Elves: Never underestimate a Dwarves beard. So right now,we have to figure out another way to beat them.
Start brainstorming....:)
 
Copperfox said:
I laugh at my Elvish antagonists, because:

1) They're worked up over nothing; I didn't kill that archer, only stopped him from shooting at me.

2) The blade that cut off some of my beard now has its edge ruined.

3) My beard will grow back in less time than it will take to resharpen that blade.

4) The nutrition from that tomato cannon has actually helped my beard grow back rapidly.
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EEK!Tough beards...
Well at least he had the manners not to kill an Elf archer.Which doesn't mean WE have to return the favor,of course.:p
 
Beware, Elves, how you escalate things. You just might find out that some Balrogs, seeking political asylum, defected to us Dwarves after the death of Sauron....
 
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