war of the dwarves and elves!

[Zella]

Of course! Marshmellows are a given.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*dumps Marshmellows on Zella*

 

[Zella]

*Dumps marshmellows on Mozart*

 

[SingingDryad~]

How dare you!You're killing innocent marshamallows(which we would eat later,but oh well).Must.Punish.Evil.Marshamallow-Killer....
*Maugrim growls at kitties*

 

[Zella]

We can throw the soiled ones to the Dwarves.

 

[SingingDryad~]

Good idea!Start loading them on my 200 crossbows!When the Dwarves wake,they'll be in for a NASTY surprise.

 

[Zella]

*Places dirty marshmallows on crossbows*

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf wants a marshmallow*

 

[SingingDryad~]

Then go to a supermarket and buy some
*tests crossbows*But we need to come up with a way to penetrate the Dwarf beards

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Couldn't the marshmellows take care of that?

 

[SingingDryad~]

I don't know...the Dwarf beards are horribly tangled and dirty
Suggestions,anyone?We could use beard-remover or beard-thinner...

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

food coloring. we shoot food coloring at them. *shoots nerf balls at dwarves that explode into food coloring*

 

[SingingDryad~]

Cool!Let's use hot pink on Copperfox's beard!

 

[Zella]

Cool!Let's use hot pink on Copperfox's beard!

Sounds good to me!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

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there is pink food coloring?!? I did not know that such a thing existed!

 

[Zella]

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there is pink food coloring?!? I did not know that such a thing existed!

Even if there isn't in the real world, there can be here!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Even if there isn't in the real world, there can be here!

Then in this game I'm dying my hair purple. *dyes hair purple*

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf is scared of purple-haired cousin*

 

[SingingDryad~]

Ok,we run up to the Dwarves,and spray the colouring into their hair(BTW-it only washes out after a few days).Unless SOMEONE wants to sneak into the Dwarf camp at night and give them a "midnight drenching".
*starts putting pink colouring into bottle*

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf hides from hair dye*