war of the dwarves and elves!

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*blinks* I get....popcorn? Is this a trap or something?

 

[SingingDryad~]

Maugrim has a special anti-flea/tick/whatever collar,so your little ploy was useless

 

[Zella]

*Dumps excess wolf hair from sweeping on Dwarves*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*puts popcorn in microwave* *puts up shield* Please don't explode, please don't explode, I would like to eat you, popcorn...

 

[Zella]

*Brings out popcorn maker in case the microwavable popcorn is a trap*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*Brings out popcorn maker in case the microwavable popcorn is a trap*

YOU FOUND THAT THING AND ACTUALLY GOT IT OUT OF MORDOR?!?! WOW!!!

 

[Zella]

YOU FOUND THAT THING AND ACTUALLY GOT IT OUT OF MORDOR?!?! WOW!!!

It was a very scary trip, but I made it.

 

[Sopespian]

Diplomatic miniscule achondroplasmic vertebrates.

Yeah, and you're a bunch of chronologically-extrapolated counter-geriatric non-senescent bifurcates.

Well, you dwarves are both apeirophobic, nyctohylophobic, and xylophobic. And, having changed the war into this mode, you all are guilty of epeolatry.

*pulls out dictionary*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*pulls out dictionary*

You again?

BEEP!

AHH THE POPCORN IS GOING TO EXPLODE RUN FOR IT!! *runs*

Crystal:...... beep is buzzer for popcorns.
me: oh, yeah, right... sorry people false alarm!

 

[Zella]

Can I have some popcorn? Please? *Puppy eyes*

 

[Tirian541]

I'm beginning to consider sending a dispatch of Telmarine diplomats to negotiate a peace treaty between the two sides in conflict here. This could get messy.

What kind of treaty?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Can I have some popcorn? Please? *Puppy eyes*

Sure! *gives Zella popcorn*

 

[Sopespian]

What kind of treaty?

One that would treat both sides equally and call for a halt to hostilities. Or else whatever my diplomats cook up.

*sniff* Smells slighty of beef roast.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*sniff* Smells slighty of beef roast.

no thats popcorn you goof!

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf craves popcorn*

 

[Zella]

*shares popcorn with baby Elf*

 

[SingingDryad~]

Fine everybody-coffee break(technically it should be popcorn break)
*starts eating popcorn*
But no overeating,or the Dwarves will beat us!Unless you wanna go on diets...

 

[Zella]

I'm going to make some hot chocolate to go with the popcorn, anybody want some?

 

[SingingDryad~]

ME!!!!!And make it with marshmallows!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*dumps Marshmellows on SingingDryad~*