war of the dwarves and elves!

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The Elves don't even resemble isosceles triangles and consider the comment wholly irrelevant. Although Dwarves do remind us of rhombi...
 
Sopespian said:
I wouldn't even need an army to defeat you. One Telmarine Lord could defeat all the dwarves and elves in the whole world!
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You should join me, because I King Tirian is a direct descendent of the famous Caspian, the 10th of that name, who was a Telmarine! Do you dare fight against one of telmarine blood?!?:D

*throws a mud pie at nearby elf*
 
The intended effect is similar to coming up with innocent substitutes for bad language. For instance, to say "You billabong!" SOUNDS as if it were something crude, but it isn't.

Easy, Tirian, we're toning it down.
 
Copperfox said:
The intended effect is similar to coming up with innocent substitutes for bad language. For instance, to say "You billabong!" SOUNDS as if it were something crude, but it isn't.

Easy, Tirian, we're toning it down.
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What is been toned down that I'm not a where of? What I "throw" or what I say?
 
Oooooo that was an insult *shoots green-slime covered arrow into Copperfox'x beard*
All right Elves,enough chitchat.Let's get down to buisness.*evil laughter*
 
Now, I've been nice. The arrow's no big deal, since you knew it couldn't penetrate my beard and armor. But take care how far you go with what you call "business."
 
*sets Maugrim on Copperfox*Hehe
And OUR buisness is to be annoying for you*looks cool*
Maugrim:Er...Boss?What am i supposed to do?
Me::rolleyes:Eat him!
Maugrim:*makes a face*Dwarf in a dirty beard and rusty armor.Be still,my beating taste buds. *lunges*BAN-ZAAAAA!
 
SingingDryad~ said:
*sets Maugrim on Copperfox*Hehe
And OUR buisness is to be annoying for you*looks cool*
Maugrim:Er...Boss?What am i supposed to do?
Me::rolleyes:Eat him!
Maugrim:*makes a face*Dwarf in a dirty beard and rusty armor.Be still,my beating taste buds. *lunges*BAN-ZAAAAA!
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*grabs Maurgrim* Wait, wait, wait! Hold the phone! Time out! We're not supposed to actually harm anyone in this war! *drags Maurgrim away from Copperfox*
*ties Maurgim to the Menoa tree* Now be good.

Ok time-out over.
 
Grrrrr......
*goes over to Maugrim,and whispers*
No big loss,if you ate a Dwarf you'd be sick from all that soot on thier armor.
Maugrim:Well good you tell me this now...
Me:We'll think of something yet Mau-mau.
 
*thinks*

Kittens go send messages to our allies.

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yes I know all our allies are either cats or wolves or really far away, just do it!

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YOU DID WHAT?!?

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grr, just get Gray and Ribbony you fuzzballs.
 
Maugrim:*chuckles*Fuzzballs,more like little fuzzy bullets that streak around the camps
*unties himself from the Menoa Tree*I'm going too!!!!!
*starts sneaking toward the Dwarf camp,but i catch him*
Me:Maugrim!No eating Dwarves!
Maugrim:I was only going to throw most of thier stuff into the river...
Me:Oh.Okay then,off you go.Hurry,before Mewsie sees you!
 
........ yes I know Maurgim is escaping.

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and I think his idea is good.

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*shuts off lamps*


Gray: whats that other wolf doing?
me: Dumping the dwarves stuff into the river.
Gray: Ah.
Ribbony: *to Gray* Shall we join the other wolf?
Gray: Of course... but oughtn't we do something about the dwarven sentries first?
Ribbony: Why not let your pups handle that?
Gray: Hmm, good idea! Darkleaf! Softpads! Blackfur!
Darkleaf: Yes daddy?
Gray: Go gag the dwarf sentries so that they don't notice us.
Darkleaf: Sure daddy.:p

*wolf pups gag dwarf sentries*
 
You've been allowed more than enough say-so. Just as the DECOY Dwarf sentries are being gagged, the REAL Dwarf sentries burst out of hiding, flinging steel-cable nets over Maugrim and ALL the wolf cubs. "You had your chance to behave, Maugrim," says a Dwarf officer; "no more chances now." All of the wolves are now loaded into a tube train deep underground, to be shipped off to Siberia and NEVER seen on this thread again.
 
Copperfox said:
You've been allowed more than enough say-so. Just as the DECOY Dwarf sentries are being gagged, the REAL Dwarf sentries burst out of hiding, flinging steel-cable nets over Maugrim and ALL the wolf cubs. "You had your chance to behave, Maugrim," says a Dwarf officer; "no more chances now." All of the wolves are now loaded into a tube train deep underground, to be shipped off to Siberia and NEVER seen on this thread again.
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Well you can't tell me that my wolves are never seen again. I don't even know what a tube train is anyway.:rolleyes:

Gray: Should we get the Koach?
me: maybe.
Darkleaf: Or.....
me: Not yet.......
Gray: Alright..... can't we be shipped to Timbacktwo instead of Siberia, wherever that is?
me: On the bright side Cogg won't be joining us.:p
Softpads: Dwarves are very odd creatures.
 
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