war of the dwarves and elves!

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If I recall correctly, neither Merry nor Eowyn could have stood against the Witch King alone; Eowyn's attack gave Merry the opportunity to stab the Witch King, which he probably could not have otherwise done; and in doing so, he saved her life.

*baby Elf thinks Dwarves and Elves should unite to give the Telmarines what's good for them*
 
we united once; to throw all the computers in Mt. Doom but we never got to Mt. Doom so we gave up on that.

This elf is going to bed now, if the Telmarines come back set the Bird on them.:p
 
We Dwarves are up for making common cause against the Telmarines. As a good-faith gesture, I will not call you "sissy Elves" for at least my next three posts. And if I'm tardy in posting here again, you even have my approval to SAY that I do something or other against the common foe.
 
I didn't want to do this, but I shall have to.

*Off with their heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

No, Glozelle, that wasn't what I was thinking of.

How about a truce?

I refuse to fight cats, elves, women, or dwarves. This is betraying my honor as a member of the highest order of the Telmarine Congress.
 
While eating S-D's cherry pie....

If the aggressor calls for a truce, he needs to quit the provocation. What say you, O robust Elves?
 
Copperfox said:
While eating S-D's cherry pie....

If the aggressor calls for a truce, he needs to quit the provocation. What say you, O robust Elves?
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I would not call refusing to fight "provocation." It is my good friend Glozelle who is doing the provocation.

Excuse me while I gag him...
 
Caspian: *bangs Glozelle on the head with a baseball bat* there no more problemo!:p

If the aggressor calls for a truce, he needs to quit the provocation. What say you, O robust Elves?
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If they stop fighting us then I suppose we can let them leave in peace.
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Caspian: *bangs Glozelle on the head with a baseball bat* there no more problemo!:p



If they stop fighting us then I suppose we can let them leave in peace.
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You okay, Glozelle?

I didn't think so.

Oh, well, you asked for it...

Thank you for the truce. I give you my word that I shall never fight you again.

Put that sword down, Glozelle!

Hmph; I have to watch you every minute.

We're getting out of here.
 
Sopespian said:
You okay, Glozelle?

I didn't think so.

Oh, well, you asked for it...

Thank you for the truce. I give you my word that I shall never fight you again.

Put that sword down, Glozelle!

Hmph; I have to watch you every minute.

We're getting out of here.
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Caspian: Now just leave in an orderly fashion, single file enemy- I mean, er, Telmarines. *waves baseball bat towards exit.

You are welcome for us politely showing you the door and not resorting to drastic measures.

Frodo: *shoots metalic toast at Glozelle* nyah!:p
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Caspian: Now just leave in an orderly fashion, single file enemy- I mean, er, Telmarines. *waves baseball bat towards exit.

You are welcome for us politely showing you the door and not resorting to drastic measures.

Frodo: *shoots metalic toast at Glozelle* nyah!:p
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Glozelle! Leave that feline alone!

Come on! Back to Telmar we go!

Yes, I'm going to tell your mom about this. Don't think you could get off that easily.
 
Well handled, O non-sissy Elves. There, that's two posts in which I haven't called you sissy.


* Stations sentries in case Glozelle or other Telmarines try coming back in a surprise attack *
 
Still not calling Elves sissy, a Dwarf delegation delivers a message to the Elf camp:

"Let us know if you have any suggestions for how we can fight each other in the future without anyone getting hurt or inconvenienced. Or for possible future collaborations against common enemies, like telemarketers."
 
Copperfox said:
Still not calling Elves sissy, a Dwarf delegation delivers a message to the Elf camp:

"Let us know if you have any suggestions for how we can fight each other in the future without anyone getting hurt or inconvenienced. Or for possible future collaborations against common enemies, like telemarketers."
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Nerf cannons. We can fight with nerf cannons. I have no clue what they are but apperently they shoot foam (I'm guessing) little football-ish things with arrow fletchings on them out of things like squirt-guns. And then they can explode into whatever we want them too.

*sends Caspian over as messanger to dwarf camp with message*
 
One of the top Dwarvish technicians explains to the return messenger: "Nerf stuff all started with the Nerf Ball, a ball about the size of a baseball which was made of such a soft, light foam that you couldn't possibly hurt anyone with it no matter how hard you threw it. And yes, Nerf cannons sound like an acceptable choice of weapons."
 
* Pretends to duck as if Nerf cannonballs were actually dangerous *

Okay, this is going to call for some special non-insulting insults to hurl at the Elves. Hmmmm.....

You bilaterally-symmetrical homeothermic vertebrates!
 
The Elves don't really consider that an insult, although they wish that the Dwarves would state facts in a quieter tone of voice.
 
If we're going to have a painless war, you should pretend that you did consider "vertebrate" an insult--you, you, you isosceles triangle, you!


* Meanwhile, Dwarves launch frisbees to fly over the Elves' tents dropping a trail of snow *
 
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