war of the dwarves and elves!

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Sopespian said:
As if I'm going to honor the futile opinion of a detestable animal such as a cat. None but the veritable testimony of a respected Telmarine shall I honor.
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Fire did not like that......

Fire: *shoots rotten tomatos at Sopeyspin*

And she says she is not a cat, she is a Fire Kitten and that is a very high rank that only four cats or kittens have ever been able to claim as their title.
 
*baby Elf throws plaster of Paris at the Dwarves, getting it stuck in their falling-apart beards*
 
The Dwarves shed and regenerate beards as necessary....then throw the actual CITY of Paris at the Elves.
 
Copperfox said:
The Dwarves shed and regenerate beards as necessary....then throw the actual CITY of Paris at the Elves.
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You can't throw a city, not even in a game like this, its just, just wrong.
But in case you try to contradict me... SHIELDS UP!
*invisible shields surround the elves camp protecting them from any cities or other large objects (like the efel(sp?) tower or a cliff or a boulder or something) thrown at them by the dwarves*
 
*baby Elf gets ready to throw London at the Dwarves if they were really able to throw Paris*
 
Baby Elves' reflexes haven't matured enough to enable them to duck that quickly at this point in their development.

*baby Elf is offended at the insinuation of cowardice and begins its battle wail*
 
The Dwarves record the Elf-brat's wailing. When we have a minute's worth, we play it back at the Elves through directional speakers, amplified to fifty times original volume.
 
But the Elves are immune to the baby Elf's wailing, even when it's amplified, and they attack the Dwarves with mud pies for calling the baby Elf a "brat."
 
The Dwarves merely use the mud pies as part of the mortar in some of their interior tunnel renovations. Ruined flying beards are likewise recycled in this project, the way straw was used in bricks in Biblical times.

We shoot back pecan-rhubarb-onion pies.
 
A psychologist sees the pies and officially declares the Dwarves mad, sending them all to the Insane Asylum.
 
Will this war ever end?!?
*ten thousand rubber bands, pies, water balloons, and beards fall on the elf camp at my command, trapping them for the next 20 posts!* hehehehehe!:D
 
Those Dwarves who had been committed soon come triumphantly marching back from the Insane Asylum thread, where they now have a recruiting station. Capturing the psychologist, they serve him some perfectly normal pie before letting him go, to make him understand the difference between pies for eating and pies for fighting.
 
*baby Elf spits up on triumphant returning Dwarves, causing their armor to rust*
 
Nanobots quickly reverse the rusting process. And since we have allowed some effect from tactics of yours, Tirian's pinning down of at least many Elves must also have some validity. So, at however many points have Elves immobilized by Tirian's bombardment, platoons of Dwarves move in and write "I am a sissy" with permanent markers on the foreheads or helmet visors of the temporarily-trapped sissy Elves.
 
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