war of the dwarves and elves!

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The Elves take the signed helmets as evidence that the Dwarves are admitting themselves to be sissies (at last).

The Dwarves should have written "Elves are sissies," not "I am a sissy," which implies that the writer is speaking of himself.
 
Let the foolish Elves delude themselves in this way if they choose! Our first recruit freshly arrived from the Insane Asylum is more mentally healthy than they are!

* New honorary Dwarf recites long portions of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar *
 
The Elves ignore the recitation, preferring instead the ballad of Tinuviel.
 
"Who is Hopper?" This question is asked by one of the Asylum recruits, to spare the natural-born Dwarves from the discomfort of asking a civil question of the enemy.
 
I wouldn't even need an army to defeat you. One Telmarine Lord could defeat all the dwarves and elves in the whole world!
 
Copperfox said:
"Who is Hopper?" This question is asked by one of the Asylum recruits, to spare the natural-born Dwarves from the discomfort of asking a civil question of the enemy.
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Fire: ...mew, meow, grrr, haha, MEOWZA!
Fire says that Hopper was the bad-guy from Bug's life and that he got eaten by birdies.:p

I wouldn't even need an army to defeat you. One Telmarine Lord could defeat all the dwarves and elves in the whole world!
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Then try you imp!
 
I will not tolerate being called an 'imp.' I have served nobly in the Telmarine congress for 35 years and I am too noble to fight a woman.
 
Sopespian said:
I will not tolerate being called an 'imp.' I have served nobly in the Telmarine congress for 35 years and I am too noble to fight a woman.
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That is only half true.... I am half cat. And anyway a woman defeated the Witch King, and a woman healed dozens of creatures, and a woman could shoot you outta here with her arrows anyday.
I am half cat, a quarter elf and a quarter human, but I am ok with that now.:p.... imp.
 
Just to be accurate, Mozart, Eowyn by herself had exactly ZERO chance against the Witch-King; she would have been cold meat if not for Meriadoc's intervention. This said, however, I join you in thumbing noses at the Telmarines.
 
Sopespian said:
Very well, then I shall dispose of both your thumbs and your noses.

*brandishes sword*
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ASEMBLE!!!

*kittens assemble*

LFF CATLITION,
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*The vicious LFF Catlition charges at Sopeyspin with swords drawn and then begin hitting his legs with the flat of their swords*

*laughs*
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
ASEMBLE!!!

*kittens assemble*

LFF CATLITION,
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*The vicious LFF Catlition charges at Sopeyspin with swords drawn and then begin hitting his legs with the flat of their swords*

*laughs*
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Mmm... kitten noses. These are very valuable on the Telmarine black market right now.

No, Miraz, you didn't hear that.

All right, Telmarine Army, I don't need you, but you have to earn your pay somehow, so...

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE!

CRUSH THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sopespian said:
Mmm... kitten noses. These are very valuable on the Telmarine black market right now.

No, Miraz, you didn't hear that.

All right, Telmarine Army, I don't need you, but you have to earn your pay somehow, so...

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE!

CRUSH THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mozart (the kitten): *standing on her siblings shoulders* You dare challange Mozart the Meerkitten? The one who slew Cogg the wolf king? You dare to challange the White Cat's servants?! Very well. Caspian; you know what to do.
Caspian: *sets Mozart down and runs off* *comes back* TOMATOS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots rotten tomatos at the Telmarines*

Dorthy: *throws cram pie into Sopey's face* :p
 
As a matter of fact, rotten tomatoes make up a large portion of a Telmarine's diet.

And so do cream pies. Yum.
 
I did not say "cream" pies I said "cram" pies and if you have paid any attention at all to the posts about lembas and cram you'll know that cram is a horrible gross substance.

Caspian: Sing the Veggietales song Frod!
Frodo: *sings song*
Caspian: *shoots all kinds of vegtables at Telmarines*
Frodo: *runs around hitting Telmarines on the head with his baseball bat*
Faith: REEEEEEEPICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!
Reepicheep: Yes?
Faith: Lets drive these bozos outta this war, it ain't no Telmarine's war 'nyway.
Reepicheep: Willingly I shall help.

Kittens and Mice and Meerkats and Ants: *chase Telmarines back to Telmar*
Caspian: Or whatever fell country spawned you nasty critters!:p
me: *helps in chase* Good 'un Caspy!
 
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