war of the dwarves and elves!

[Zella]

*eats some cotton candy*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*throws cheeze its into the mess at the dwarves camp*

 

[TheGardener]

i'm going to have to join the dwarves.
eating it out of the beard is half the fun.

 

[Zella]

Not another Dwarf!!!!!

 

[TheGardener]

*uses teleportation device (made in moria) and dwarven stealth tech to sneak in to the elf camp, plant a treacle time bomb and get out again*

 

[Zella]

*smothers time bomb in jelly, rendering it completely harmless*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*disarms bomb* None of that now!

 

[TheGardener]

*dwarven engineers redirect the course of a river to flood elf camp with custard*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*gets a magician to cause an earthquake to reverse the flow of the river so it floods the DWARVES camp with custard* (note it was a harmless earthquake to both sides, though there may be some colapses in the surrounding land)

 

[TheGardener]

*dwarf camp automatically pops up on stilts, allowing custard to flow harmlessly underneath*
*fishing for custard fish*

 

[Sopespian]

Me too. For instance, "like" does not belong in that sentence.

OOPS! It's supposed like totally read "like that," dude, y'know. Like, totally, I just, like, totally, edited it, y'know, like, dude.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf takes Dwarf puppies back to the Elf camp to play with*

 

[Zella]

OOPS! It's supposed like totally read "like that," dude, y'know. Like, totally, I just, like, totally, edited it, y'know, like, dude.

That made me laugh. Out loud. I'm still grinning.
I thought that might be the case, but I had to say something just in case it wasn't.

 

[Copperfox]

An ultrasonic signal, audible only to animals, sets off a trained response in the puppies taken from the Dwarf camp. All of the puppies immediately begin chewing up furniture and shoes belonging to Elves.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*does not wear shoes* *steals her dad's boots with steel toes*

 

[SingingDryad~]

Good idea! *dons steel-toed boots*The only thing is that running is gonna be a little slow in these...

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

except I changed them, so its really mithril steel and not normal steel so its very light.

 

[Glenburne]

*baby Elf hates shoes and furniture anyway* *crawls around in the grass, barefoot*

 

[Zella]

I'll just go barefoot, thanks. That's more fun anyway.